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Yorkshire Three Peaks

Yorkshire Three Peak Challenge

Yesterday my friend Dave and I walked the Yorkshire Three Peaks Challenge. This is a 23 to 26 mile long circuit (depending on which specific route you take) that covers three mountains in the Yorkshire Dales National Park: Pen-y-ghent (694m / 2277ft) Whernside (736m / 2415ft) and Inglebrough (723m / 2372ft). The challenge is to do it in under twelve hours. We came in at elven hours thirty minutes, which isn’t exactly going to set any records, but we’re pretty pleased with ourselves never-the-less.

But it was hard going. Bloody hard going. The third hill (Inglebrough) in particular was an absolute swine and my energy levels by that point were running on just about empty. I’d also been experiencing flu like symptoms all weekend, which didn’t help. Plus Dave and I fell into peat bogs up above our knees (twice) fairly early into the walk, and as a result were walking with wet boots. So you can see how it was easily the most physically demanding thing I’ve ever done.

In retrospect we should have taken a slightly different route (avoiding the peat bogs which, despite Sam’s reassurances, were most defiantly not “easy to get through”) and packed a lot lighter. I would say that I’d do it differently next time, but I can tell you now that there will never be a bloody next time.

I’m glad I did it, and ultimately it was rewarding, but there is no way on earth you’d be able to drag me through that sort of ordeal again. I’ve come to the definite conclusion that walking twenty odd miles and up three mountains is just not a sensible way to spend a Sunday off work.

After yesterday Hadrian’s Walk is going to feel like a stroll in the park.

Speaking of Hadrian’s Walk, the very nice people over at outersports.com recently wrote to me offering to donate 5 packs of Coolmax Hiking Socks, worth $25 each, to the American contingent of the walk.

As there are more than five American members of Team Ocelot I thought I’d use my attempt at the Three Peak Challenge as an opportunity to hold a sort of prize draw. The sound quality is a little ropey in the middle due to the wind, but it’s worth keeping with it in order to hear my ridiculously squeaky voice at the top of the third peak.

Congratulations to those people who won the socks. I’ll email you to get your shoe size and postal address over the next few days.

Losers

While the traditional methods of pistols at dawn has fallen out of favour, the gentlemanly pursuit of duelling is still alive and well in modern society. Just take the infamous Atomic Wing Sauce face-off between myself and Greg this April

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The rutting stags clash

So given that Ian, from Single Parent Dad, and I are both blogging about our attempts to lose weight at the moment it was pretty inevitable that a gauntlet would be thrown down at some point. And sure enough the challenge has been made.

The contest is now on. The first to lose a stone (14lb) will be declared the champion and all time conqueror of the Universe. Unless it’s him of course, and then I’ll say I wasn’t really trying and it was a stupid contest in the first place.

The contest officially started yesterday, and this morning I’d already lost a pound. Oh yeah, read ‘em and weep porky boy. Of course I’ll probably put two back on tomorrow, but still – it’s looking good so far.

Originally I’d set a prize of the winner being able to take over the loser’s blog for a week. But as Ian pointed out, that sounds more like a penance than a reward. Any suggestions about what the winner should get would be gratefully received. Also if anyone else want’s to join in and make this a sort of league thing then they would be more than welcome

But before you commit, you should know that I have a secret weapon in my arsenal. Because this weekend I had two epiphanies, not one. Not only did I resolve to restart my diet, but I also decided to embark on yet another great adventure.

I have been inspired by the delightful, if not a little unhinged, Erin; who recently kicked off her training for the Hadrian’s Walk by doing something that is twenty times harder than the walk itself. Erin did a triathlon, which as far as I’m aware is actually sufficient grounds for her to be sectioned under the Mental Health act over here. Personally I refuse to do anteing that involves me breaking into anything faster than a moderately paced walk; but never-the-less I’m going to push myself to my physical limits.

I’m going to do the Yorkshire Three Peak Challenge. This is a 25 mile long circular walk that visits the summits of three mountains: Whernside, Ingleborough, and Pen-y-ghent. The total ascent and descent of the walk is 5,249ft.

Obviously I’ll need to get very fit for this one. Walking 25 miles along the flat would be hard enough, never mind sticking three bloody great big hills in the middle. You’d be a fool to do this without months of preparation and training.

I’m doing it next Sunday.

You see the challenge dictates that you need to walk the circuit in under twelve hours and I suspect I’ll. need every second of that time. With winter approaching the days are becoming shorter, and leaving it later than next week would mean there wouldn’t be enough daylight to attempt it. As it is I’ll. be pushing it (with dawn to sunset only being 11 hours, plus and additional half an hour of twilight either side of that).

Of course my brother Sam recently did it in 8.5 hours, but then again he is a stupidly overfit man so it doesn’t count.

I have thrown in a few safety factors however. I’m not going alone for a start, my friend Dave is coming too (everyone should have a sidekick called Dave in my opinion). We’re also going to be a bit realistic about our prospects and if at the top of the second hill it looks like we’ll be struggling to finish before it gets dark then we’ll call it a day. But never the less it’s a pretty risky endeavour for a couple of chubby blokes with only a vague understanding of how to read a map.

So you see Ian, there is no way you are going to win this contest now. Because do you know how quickly a corpse of a lost and exhausted walker decomposes on the bleak moorlands of the Yorkshire Dales? Pretty damn quick, that’s how. Throw in a couple of crows and foxes gnawing at the rotting body and the lbs start flying off. And the rules of this little contest make no stipulation about the contestants being alive do they. Ha! In your face!

Let the contest begin.