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Snow Days

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It’s looking increasingly likely that we’re going to have a white Christmas this year, which is bloody typical because I’m working it. While everyone else is tucking into their Christmas diner I shall be sliding around on abandoned streets trying not to crash into parked cars.

Still, working or not, I have to admit that snow at Christmas is still pretty cool. I know the US is currently struggling with it’s own snow apocalypse, and the paltry three or four inches we’ve had over here in the last few days is pretty small fry to the REAL snow others are getting. For example Jon from Daddy Scratches‘ Twitter stream has been full of profanity tinged complaints about the weather:

daddyscratches All of you warm-climate residents who keep lamenting that you’re missing out on the snow: I just spent two hours shoveling. Fuck you.

So yes, I know that in the grand scheme of things we’ve only had a shower. But the UK doesn’t cope well with the snow – we only get it every couple of years or so, and so we haven’t the infrastructure for it. Even a light scattering can have entire roads closed and schools declaring snow days left right and centre.

And I’m not sure that’s a bad thing. The entire country grinding to a stop makes the snow more special somehow. More of an event. Mind you, I could just be saying that because I’ve not had to try and get to work the last few days. I’m going in for a late shift this afternoon so my attitude may well change.

The chickens certainly aren’t particularly impressed. I left the door of their coop open all day yesterday and judging by the lack of footprints outside it not one of them took the plunge and ventured out. All they do is sit huddled in a corner and sulk. Goodness knows how they would be coping if I hadn’t put a solid roof on the run, the wimps. They aren’t going to get very far in their quest for world domination if they can’t cope with a bit of snow.

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The other residents of our household however have been having much more fun, staying out until dusk playing:

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Bedtime reading

Amy gets to choose three bedtime stories to be read to her before she goes to sleep. Usually at least one of these is an Apple Tree Farm Story, which she must be close to being able to recite from memory – I know I certainly am. She also has a “special story” where I basically recite back to her what she has done during the day. The story usually starts out: “Once upon a time there was a little girl called Amy Hughes. She lived in a house with her Mummy, and her Daddy, and her two dogs called Holly and Bryn. One day Amy wanted to…” One of my earliest memories is of my own dad telling me stories like this and it’s nice to be able to carry on the tradition.

As I was reading to her the other night it struck me that authors are so desperate to come up with new riffs on traditional stories (the three bears for example) that it would be entirely possible for kids to miss out on ever hearing the original tales. The traditional fairy storybooks we have are all a little bit generic and dull to read; certainly the illustrations are a tad bland. Whereas all the “reimaginings” have lovely pictures and more witty texts. I do occasionally tell her a fairy story from my own memory, but these must be a little confusing for her as at some point I invariably say something like “oh wait, hang on, before that happened she sat on all the chairs and broke the littlest one”. My version of the three bears has a plot structure similar to pulp fiction in its flashbacks.