Archive of 2008 January

Money, it’s a gas.

on January 14th, 2008 in General by | 17 Comments

I made a late night stop at the petrol station last night in order to get my diet coke fix. I find that drinking carbonated caffeine just before bed is vital in order to attain that feeling of exhausted insomnia that I’ve come to know and love. Ahead of me…

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“It’s all Greek to me” Sunday

on January 13th, 2008 in Uncategorized by | 17 Comments

Listen, I don’t care if you don’t like this new regular feature, we are going to keep doing it and keep doing it until you DO like it. OK? It’s a bit like broccoli, but without the foilc acid. Like last time I’ve take a short film synopsis from the…

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Saturday Review

on January 12th, 2008 in Uncategorized by | 9 Comments

A periodic look at stuff I’ve been consuming recently. Children’s Book: The Skipping Rope Snake I object to paying £5 for a children’s picture book. I appreciate that that’s the going rate for them these days, and I even recognize that it’s probably a lot more difficult than it looks…

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The cure for all the world’s ills?

on January 11th, 2008 in Uncategorized by | 22 Comments

Someone told me recently that any situation, no matter how sad, can be made infinitely less distressing merely by the addition of the Benny Hill theme music. I decided to test this out with the movie that Channel 4 recently designated the biggest tear jerker of all time. Mmmm, I…

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A cigarette by any other name would still smell as foul

on January 10th, 2008 in General by | 8 Comments

“Daddy, see that sign? That sign means No Fire Whistles” Bookmark It

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Fat Dan’s grand slam

on January 9th, 2008 in Uncategorized by | 18 Comments

As you probably know, this summer I and a group of my friends are going to walk the 78 mile long Dales Way footpath in aid of the Joseph Salmon Trust. As you also probably know I am possibly the most unfit man on the face of the planet. These…

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www.alluc.org

on January 8th, 2008 in Uncategorized by | 3 Comments

www.alluc.org. A vast clearing house with links to streaming videos of just about every cartoon and TV show you can think of. Great in combination with Dowloadhelper, an extension for firefox which enables you to save streaming videos to your computer. Bookmark It

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Watching the monkeys at the zoo

on January 8th, 2008 in Uncategorized by | 10 Comments

Seven sets of eight things

on January 7th, 2008 in Uncategorized by | 16 Comments

A long time ago in a country far, far away the delightful Ms CamiKaos tagged me with a meme. Unfortunately I became far too carried away with blogging about He-Man and My Little Pony and other earth shattering topics and so it was placed on the back burner. However I’ve…

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“It’s all Greek to me” Sunday

on January 6th, 2008 in Uncategorized by | 9 Comments

At the risk of accidently turning this site into a pop-culture blog, I have decided to complement the sporadic and unpopular Saturday Review with a no doubt equally sporadic and unpopular new feature: It’s all Greek to me Sunday. The premiss is simple. I shall take a short film synopsis…

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