Archive of 2007 October

Halloween Special: Zombie Baby

on October 31st, 2007 in Uncategorized by | Comments Off

Again I ask you to behold the comedy genius that is Mr Greg Lee. This is one of his masterpieces from three years ago. Watch it at your peril. Bookmark It

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Newsflash: Diet Coke Plus (with added vitamins) arrives at Dan’s local shop.

on October 30th, 2007 in General by | 6 Comments

I need never eat a vegetable again. Bookmark It

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Friday night at the bus station

on October 30th, 2007 in General by | 4 Comments

These days pubs are allowed to stay open as long as they want. Back in the days of yore however licensing laws dictated that last orders were at 11pm. If you wanted to carry on drinking after this time then you had to go to a nightclub of some description….

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Alas, poor 313. I knew him, Horatio

on October 29th, 2007 in General by | 6 Comments

Watching the local news the other day I was shocked and dismayed to discover that the 313 bus service to Holmfirth is to be discontinued. The report featured various elderly people talking about how the absence of the service would leave them isolated and cut off, unable to go into…

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Saturday Review

on October 27th, 2007 in Uncategorized by | 4 Comments

A periodic look at stuff I’ve been consuming recently. Podcast: Daniel Kitson I was unaware of comedian Daniel Kitson’s existence until very recently. Which is odd as he should really be a local celebrity. He comes from near me and we even went to the same sixth form college, missing…

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Visiting time

on October 26th, 2007 in General by | 4 Comments

Amy and I went to visit Evan in hospital. As we walked into the children’s ward I could see her eyes goggle in amazement at all the toys and games scattered around the place. We approached Evan’s bed and her gaze fell onto the sick bowl on the side table….

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It looks like this is going to actually happen

on October 26th, 2007 in Uncategorized by | 7 Comments

The book The Dales Way by Colin Speakman (1994, Dalesman publishing) states that the length of the footpath from start to finish is 84 miles. However The Dales Way: A complete guide to the trail by Terry Marsh (2005, Cicerone publishing) claims that it is just 78.7 miles. This means…

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A series of unfortunate events

on October 25th, 2007 in General by | 13 Comments

They say bad things happen in threes: One Yesterday morning my neighbor and I drove into each other. He was reversing into a parking space and I was going in forwards. The whole thing seemed to happen in slow motion. I can even remember thinking to myself “If only there…

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An announcement

on October 23rd, 2007 in Uncategorized by | 24 Comments

Two years ago our friends Neil and Rachel’s three year old son, Joseph, passed away in his sleep. This year they set up a charity in his memory. Grieving families have enough to deal with without worries about where they will find the money to say goodbye to their child….

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A prelude to an announcement

on October 22nd, 2007 in Uncategorized by | 11 Comments

This was the first blog entry I ever wrote. It was posted on livejournal on April the 1st 2005. Despite the date this was the most serious and painful thing I have ever written. You can see the original here. My friend’s son died today. I don’t know the full…

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