This is Amy’s new Postman Pat ball pool. I spent two and a half hours inflating it on Saturday after the foot pump broke; and after all that effort it will be let down again over my dead body. I refuse to bring myself to the brink of acute respiratory…

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A (possibly) regular look at what sort of stuff i’ve been consuming this week. Blog: Jerry Chicken Jerry Chicken is in his early fifties, a father of two teenage girls, and an exceptionally talented and humorous writer. Generally I am a little wary of bloggers who live near me. I…

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This morning an obviously ravenous Evan went on hunger strike. His demands? To be given some of Amy’s coco pops instead of his porridge. Now to be fair I think I’d be pretty annoyed if I was given porridge when there was coco pops on offer. In fact I’d be…

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The high tensile strength they exert is slowly ripping out our wooden banisters by the roots. The gap to walk through is one centimeter narrower than my fat arse. They keep randomly falling out at inopportune moments They provide a time consuming obstacle during a frantic last minute dash to…

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Watt Blogger Template. My brother uncovers the truth about the environmental superiority of black over white. Bookmark It

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In America groundhog day is traditionally held on February the second, in England however we have it today. There’s no Punxsutawney Phil predicting the end of winter of course; we English know full well that the wet weather will never end and are all busy constructing arks in our back…

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Lucy Anne Townley. Congratulations to Steve over at Life Begins who has just welcomed his new daughter into the world. Two kids eh Steve? Oh boy. Bookmark It

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For all the sophistication of modern man there are still many raw primal instincts hot-wired into our genetic makeup. We recoil at loud noises, are scared of heights, and feel safer in numbers. Sometimes however these natural instincts can clash. The other day my sister and I were pushing Amy…

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Rollerman. a good a way to break every bone in your body as any I suppose. Bookmark It

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