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Vegetable Week: Pumpkin Bed

I’m a bit behind already with my Vegetable Week here on the blog. This is due to a sever attack of the can’t be arsed. At this rate it may have to stray into next week – maybe even take over the whole of July. Which could only be a good thing anyway right? Right?

Anyhow, pumpkins….

I’ve always had quite a bit of success with my pumpkins in the past. In fact last year due to being up to my eyeballs in Hadrian’s Walk stress pumpkins were the only thing I bothered to grow.

We’ve got a bit of a mini tradition going that every halloween we meet up with various friends and carve our pumpkins. Last year we did it with one of Amy’s friends from school and her family, and the year before that we were honoured to be able to present our crop to the UK’s premier Daddy Blogger.

Here’s some of our past glories:

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Unfortunately my pumpkins don’t seem to be doing very well this year. On first glance this plant looks healthy enough, but it’s been in the ground for ages and I’d expected it would be bigger than this by now. I had another plant in this bed too but it mysteriously died about a week ago. It’s all looking a bit bare:

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What makes it worse is that I’ve tried growing a supposedly super ginormous variety this year, and so I was looking forward the gasps of admiration from all and sundry as I unveiled my 700lb prize winning specimen and then donated it to the crown in order that the queen could use it as a royal coach. Ah well, maybe next year.

There’s still time, but I’m not too optimistic. I’ve decided that I’m going to stick a few lettuces in place of the dead pumpkin so if the surviver ends up not going anywhere I’ll still have some crop from this bed.

Vegetable Week: Prologue

The problem with being a man of wandering whims and fancies is that while I have a lot of enthusiasm, I sometimes struggle to see things through to the end.

This is never more evident than in my efforts to grow fruit and veg. I always start out with boundless energy and enthusiasm and end up buying half Sutton’s seed stock and covering every windowsill in the house with little paper origami pots full of sprouting seedlings.

It’s also rather exciting when I plant them out, and watch all the tiny seedlings set out on the frantic race to grow to maturity before winter comes.

However fast forward to the middle of July and I’ve become a little bored of watching plants grow. I’ve gone from meticulously and tenderly nurturing my vegetable beds to completely ignoring them for weeks on end.

It’s got so bad over the past few weeks that on my way through the garden to let the chickens out this morning I noticed that there was a bloody massive patch of nettles growing out of the center of my pea pyramid. The little bastards!

So, galvanised with a grim determination to reclaim my vegetable plot (and also a growing sense of guilt that poor old John has put up with tons of geeky star wars posts on this blog recently without a single mention of agriculture to sustain him) I decided that it was time for me to get back in the garden.

So, at the risk of being singled out for a facebook hate campaign, I’m going to give you an update of what’s going on on old McHughes Farm at the moment. What’s more I’m going to drag it out over the course of a whole week! Yes, I’m going to go through every single one of my vegetable beds day by day and describe in eye-warteringly tedious detail what’s happening with them.

Tomorrow is my pumpkin bed. I bet you can hardly contain your excitement!

Welcome to allthatcomeswithit.com’s vegetable week mofos.

An English country garden

Last month was the third wettest June in the UK since records began, beaten only by 1912 and 1982. What’s more the BBC claims July is going to be pretty rainy too; it certainly has been so far.

All this has meant I haven’t got out in the garden very often recently. There have been some developments though, so brace yourself for another horticultural update. Stop moaning, you know you love it.

The Back Garden

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I had a couple of weeks off work at the end of last month and so took the opportunity to get down to some heavy labor in the back garden. For the past year or so I have been constructing a series of raised beds and paths in order to start growing vegetables next spring. The progress has been slow, partly because of restrictions of time and money, but mainly because I’m lazy. However, bit-by-bit the project has slowly come together and June saw the culmination of the last stage – the laying of gravel on the paths.

As you may know I live on at the end of an extremely narrow little lane, and I have been quite worried about how I was going to get the gravel delivered. Most suppliers use big lorries with huge lifting arms on the back to transfer the 1 ton bags from the truck to the ground. There is no way one of those monsters could fit down our drive.

Still, nothing ventured nothing gained. I wasn’t sure how much gravel I would actually need, and so I carefully measured up the area I needed to cover. I then consulted a number of online guides which each made recommendations that ranged between four and eight tons. Thinking six tons was a happy medium Kerry and I headed for a local builders merchants to see what they could do.

After discussion with the rather curt man behind the sales desk we were pleased to find out that they did have some smaller tipper trucks that would be able to fit down our drive. These only held 3.5 tons unfortunately, but that wasn’t really a problem. I could always go back and order some more.

So bright and early the next morning three and a half tons of gravel was dumped in our parking space and I began the laborious task of lugging it up the hill in buckets. As the day wore on I started to experience a mixture of emotions. Pleasure that the job was progressing much quicker than I had anticipated, and growing alarm that the huge pile of gravel didn’t appear to be going down at all.

I now have one and a half tons of excess sandstone gravel sitting on my drive and nowhere to put it.

What is the protocol for getting rid of left over gravel? Do you shovel it into black bags and hope the bin men don’t notice how heavy they are? Post it through the neighbor’s letterboxes? Give it away as prizes on your blog? I just don’t know.

The Front Garden

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Because of the rain I haven’t been out in the front garden as much as I should have, and as a result the slugs and snails have pretty much taken over. They have turned many of the sunflower leaves into skeletons, had a good go at the lettuces, and taken big whopping chunks out of my radishes.

Still, it’s not all doom and gloom. The tomatoes and the potatoes seem to be doing ok, and the first strawberries are starting to ripen. I have yet to sample one but Amy tells me they are “yummy”. The runner beans have suffered their fair share of slug attacks too, but appear to be pulling through. And the apples up the back are beginning to look rather juicy.

This year has been a trial run really, my true vegetable adventures will start next year when my raised beds swing into action. But it’s been fun so far and I’ve managed to eat a few things from the garden, which is always nice.

I wonder if gravel would be edible if you boiled it long enough?

Other People’s Gardens

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When I first wrote about planting our potatoes in old car tyres Kerry’s friend Katherine left a comment saying she was going to have ago at doing the same thing. A few weeks ago she sent us a picture of her efforts. Judging by the size of the plants I’m assuming it was taken earlier on in the year. If they are anything like ours they will have had a tremendous growth spurt over the last couple of months, and have now probably taken over her entire house.

Elsewhere on the web, Lee from Urban Cultivation and Quit Your Day Job has recently made a pasta sauce from the produce he has grown in his garden. All he is missing is a few chives.