Comments on: Caution: Ingestion of plastic may cause drowsiness

By: (un)relaxeddad

(un)relaxeddad — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:50:55 +0000

Dudelette has developed a fetish for devouring wet wipes. Chewing on them keeps her happy for hours at a time. Must be the alcohol.

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By: Ed (zoesdad)

Ed (zoesdad) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:56:36 +0000

My good man, you may have just sealed your victory for parent of the year! Nice work.

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By: DC Urban Dad

DC Urban Dad — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:35:45 +0000

Does that come in special flavors?

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:09:26 +0000

Penelope - I’v found that a plastic bag over the head works for people of all ages! Particularly useful for that anoying great aunt.

James - I did hear popping, but I thought it was my tyres so I ignored it.

Holmes - I think you may have come up with a fabulous idea for a new alarm clock. I’d patent it quick if I were you.

SingleParentDad - I read a study once that stated kids who eat their own bogies get fewer childhood illnesses as their immunity is built up .

Kevin - It’s not your fault, the medication companies have suppressed research on the hypnotic properties of plastic for years. It’s a global conspiracy.

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By: Kevin Spencer

Kevin Spencer — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:18:52 +0000

Bugger, why do I fart around with sleeping pills when bubble wrap does the trick nicely?

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By: SingleParentDad

SingleParentDad — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:15:18 +0000

You should have extended the title to - but if you want to stay awake just pick your nose and eat it.

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By: Holmes

Holmes — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:45:00 +0000

I take it that all the bubbles in that particular sheet of bubble wrap had already been popped? One bite down could make for a fabulously rude awakening.

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By: James

James — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:35:25 +0000

Were those popping everytime you went over a bump? Too cute, man.

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By: Penelope

Penelope — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:24:10 +0000

That is too cute! I wonder if it works on teens? Any advice Dr Dan? ;o)

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By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:33:53 +0000

Lee - Tea? Are you crazy? He might scorch his tongue. No safety comes first in our house. We use vodka.

Arjan - In my defense I didn’t know he had it. It was at the bottom of a tub of strawberries he and his sister were munching their way through in the back of the car.

Xbox - Next picture I take of him he’ll be spotless, I swear it.

Hygiene Dad - Make sure you get the plastic bag nice and tight over his head. We find that a rubber band around his neck works wonders to stop it slipping off.