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14 Responses to “Caution: Ingestion of plastic may cause drowsiness”

1. 1 Lee
   Jul 1st, 2008 at 10:22 am

   Can’t sleep? Take two bubble wraps and cup of tea :)

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2. 2 Arjan
   Jul 1st, 2008 at 10:51 am

   Does he grind his teeth when he sleeps? If so, he’ll surely wake up by popping the bubbles.
   I forgot how old he is, but doesn’t it normally say ‘keep out of the reach of small children..’ or something along that line?

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3. 3 Xbox4NappyRash
   Jul 1st, 2008 at 10:54 am

   Excellent, and AGAIN with the mucky face!

   I can just picture him on his wedding day with jam on his chin.

   very cute.

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4. 4 Hygiene Dad
   Jul 1st, 2008 at 12:27 pm

   Who said plastic is dangerous to to kids? Great trick. When I need the little guy to fall asleep I’ll give him Ziploc and plastic bags from th edry cleaners. :)

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5. 5 Dan
   Jul 1st, 2008 at 12:33 pm

   Lee - Tea? Are you crazy? He might scorch his tongue. No safety comes first in our house. We use vodka.

   Arjan - In my defense I didn’t know he had it. It was at the bottom of a tub of strawberries he and his sister were munching their way through in the back of the car.

   Xbox - Next picture I take of him he’ll be spotless, I swear it.

   Hygiene Dad - Make sure you get the plastic bag nice and tight over his head. We find that a rubber band around his neck works wonders to stop it slipping off.

6. 6 Penelope
   Jul 1st, 2008 at 4:24 pm

   That is too cute! I wonder if it works on teens? Any advice Dr Dan? ;o)

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7. 7 James
   Jul 1st, 2008 at 9:35 pm

   Were those popping everytime you went over a bump? Too cute, man.

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8. 8 Holmes
   Jul 1st, 2008 at 9:45 pm

   I take it that all the bubbles in that particular sheet of bubble wrap had already been popped? One bite down could make for a fabulously rude awakening.

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9. 9 SingleParentDad
   Jul 1st, 2008 at 10:15 pm

   You should have extended the title to - but if you want to stay awake just pick your nose and eat it.

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10. 10 Kevin Spencer
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Bugger, why do I fart around with sleeping pills when bubble wrap does the trick nicely?

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11. 11 Dan
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Penelope - I’v found that a plastic bag over the head works for people of all ages! Particularly useful for that anoying great aunt.

    James - I did hear popping, but I thought it was my tyres so I ignored it.

    Holmes - I think you may have come up with a fabulous idea for a new alarm clock. I’d patent it quick if I were you.

    SingleParentDad - I read a study once that stated kids who eat their own bogies get fewer childhood illnesses as their immunity is built up .

    Kevin - It’s not your fault, the medication companies have suppressed research on the hypnotic properties of plastic for years. It’s a global conspiracy.

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12. 12 DC Urban Dad
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    Does that come in special flavors?

13. 13 Ed (zoesdad)
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    My good man, you may have just sealed your victory for parent of the year! Nice work.

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14. 14 (un)relaxeddad
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    Dudelette has developed a fetish for devouring wet wipes. Chewing on them keeps her happy for hours at a time. Must be the alcohol.

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