Bon Bon was originally meant have the guest post slot on the sixth of May, however her post didn’t plop into my inbox until a week or so ago. But that’s OK, it’s only natural that she starts to forget to do a few things at her age.
For anyone who hasn’t checked out Bon Bon’s blog, I heartily recommend you do so now. She is a fantastic photographer, witty raconter, and more importantly she regularly publishes pictures of scantily clad women. In fact there’s one there now - go quick!
But when you get back from ogling girls in corsets come back here and have a go at the game Bon Bon has created. I’m rather anxious about the results.
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Mad Libs
Not being much of a writer, I’ve chosen the direction of a Mad Lib as my guest entry. This way, more intelligent people than myself will be doing all the real work. If you’re unfamiliar with Mad Libs, all you need to do is write down examples from the list of grammatical words, then place them in the story that follows in the same order. Keep in mind, the more ridiculous the word, the more nonsensical the storyline. When you see NOUN vs. NOUNS, it simply means to use a plural form. Ladder vs. ladders. Got it? Here we go…
NOUNS
EVENTS
VERB
ANIMAL
NOUN
VERB
ADJECTIVE
OCCUPATION
VERB
NOUNS
NOUNS
ADJECTIVE
VERB
ANIMAL
ADVERB
VERBS
FOOD(S)
ADJECTIVE
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All I really know about Dan is his love of fast NOUNS, and his fear of EVENTS, and his inability to VERB before breakfast. As a child, a(n) ANIMAL trampled his NOUN, which could explain why he refuses to VERB in public.
By day, Dan is a ADJECTIVE-mannered OCCUPATION, who enjoys VERB-ing pantsless, leading coworkers to keep their NOUNS locked up in his presence. He’ll find anyone willing to talk about NOUNS, and how to keep them ADJECTIVE. People seem to like him just the same.
His home life is rather quiet. Evenings are spent VERB-ing (with) the family. The kids have requested a pet ANIMAL to which Dan has ADVERB objected to. The one vice that bothers Kerry is he often VERBS while eating FOOD(S) in bed. But no man is ADJECTIVE, so she loves him just the same.
Now if we could just get him to keep his pants on.
I had to go all the way back to JANUARY before I found more flesh. Regularly indeed…
You were right though Dan, about the fantastic photos and witty writing. Kept me entertained for a good hour or so…
All I really know about Dan is his love of fast GERBILS, and his fear of COUNTRY FETES, and his inability to BAKE before breakfast. As a child, a GIRAFFE trampled his PAPER PLATE, which could explain why he refuses to SWIM in public.
By day, Dan is a PLACID-mannered DRAIN CLEANER, who enjoys READING pantsless, leading coworkers to keep their CUTLERY locked up in his presence. He’ll find anyone willing to talk about ANTIQUE CHAIRS, and how to keep them SENILE. People seem to like him just the same.
His home life is rather quiet. Evenings are spent DESENSITISING the family. The kids have requested a pet KOALA BEAR to which Dan has SCHOLASTICALLY objected to. The one vice that bothers Kerry is he often DISPENSES while eating PEAS, GRAVY & IRN BRU in bed. But no man is PERPETUAL, so she loves him just the same.
Now if we could just get him to keep his pants on.
(I have no idea what that’s meant to mean).
All I really know about Dan is his love of fast SANDWICH MAKERS, and his fear of BAR MITZVAHS, and his inability to FLY before breakfast. As a child, a SEA LION trampled his MAINSAIL, which could explain why he refuses to BODY BUILD in public.
By day, Dan is a FIERCELY-mannered BRAIN SURGEON, who enjoys WALKING pantsless, leading coworkers to keep their DAUGHTERS locked up in his presence. He’ll find anyone willing to talk about ALIEN ANATOMY, and how to keep them GUESSING. People seem to like him just the same.
His home life is rather quiet. Evenings are spent SCAMERING with the family. The kids have requested a pet DINOSAUR to which Dan has RELUCTANTLY objected to. The one vice that bothers Kerry is he often WEEPS while eating MARSHMALLOWS in bed. But no man is SEAMLESS, so she loves him just the same.
Now if we could just get him to keep his pants on.
SingleParentDad’s last blog post..On Your Bike, Off Your Head.
For SCAMERING read SCAMPERING
SingleParentDad’s last blog post..On Your Bike, Off Your Head.
I’ve got a HEADACHE now
Gary’s last blog post..Goodbye, goodbye, we’re leaving you goodbye…
I seriously read that intro as ’scantily dad women’, which I was not real excited about. Once I figured it out, then I was on board!
James’s last blog post..A Great Day!
i’d like to explain that dan asked for my post by 06/05/08, and i read the month first as any american is prone to do. my senility had nothing to do with the delay. (in this case.)
bon bon’s last blog post..well adjusted
All I really know about Dan is his love of fast cars, and his fear of sponsored walks , and his inability to wake up before breakfast. As a child, an elephant trampled his belly button, which could explain why he refuses to strip in public.
By day, Dan is a bad-mannered taxy-driver, who enjoys walking pantsless, leading coworkers to keep their wives locked up in his presence. He’ll find anyone willing to talk about monkeys, and how to keep them addicted. People seem to like him just the same.
His home life is rather quiet. Evenings are spent blogging without the family. The kids have requested a pet elephant to which Dan has strongly objected to. The one vice that bothers Kerry is he often whistles while eating doughnuts in bed. But no man is perfect, so she loves him just the same.
Now if we could just get him to keep his pants on.
Arjan’s last blog post..Going’s on
I didn’t pay attention to any of the rules whatsoever. I just saw the opportunity to insult my brother. I guess I dont win the prize then?
All I really know about Dan is his love of fast APPLE PRODUCTS, and his fear of SUNLIGHT, and his inability to GO WITHOUT DIET COKE before breakfast. As a child, a PARROT trampled his SELF ESTEEM, which could explain why he refuses to UNCOVER HIS FACE in public.
By day, Dan is a EVIL-mannered DUNGEON MASTER, who enjoys INTERROGATING pantsless, leading coworkers to keep their PRISONERS locked up in his presence. He’ll find anyone willing to talk about INTRUSIVE TORTURE TECHNIQUES, and how to keep them LEGAL. People seem to like him just the same.
His home life is rather quiet. Evenings are spent DOING SUDOKU (with) the family. The kids have requested a pet WELSHMAN to which Dan has MEEKLY objected to. The one vice that bothers Kerry is he often DRIPS BLOOD while eating SMALL MAMMALS HE HAS FOUND IN THE GARDEN in bed. But no man is AS PERFECT AS HIS BROTHER, so she loves him just the same.
Now if we could just get him to keep his pants on.
Sam’s last blog post..This is a picture
thát does deserve a prize haha.
Arjan’s last blog post..Quarterfinals!!!
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