Comments on: Guest Post Tuesday: Bon Bon

By: Russo

Russo — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:57:35 +0000

UtcJ45 Hello
I am Russo

By: Arjan

Arjan — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:38:35 +0000

thát does deserve a prize haha.

Arjan’s last blog post..Quarterfinals!!!

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:12:07 +0000

I didn’t pay attention to any of the rules whatsoever. I just saw the opportunity to insult my brother. I guess I dont win the prize then?

All I really know about Dan is his love of fast APPLE PRODUCTS, and his fear of SUNLIGHT, and his inability to GO WITHOUT DIET COKE before breakfast. As a child, a PARROT trampled his SELF ESTEEM, which could explain why he refuses to UNCOVER HIS FACE in public.

By day, Dan is a EVIL-mannered DUNGEON MASTER, who enjoys INTERROGATING pantsless, leading coworkers to keep their PRISONERS locked up in his presence. He’ll find anyone willing to talk about INTRUSIVE TORTURE TECHNIQUES, and how to keep them LEGAL. People seem to like him just the same.

His home life is rather quiet. Evenings are spent DOING SUDOKU (with) the family. The kids have requested a pet WELSHMAN to which Dan has MEEKLY objected to. The one vice that bothers Kerry is he often DRIPS BLOOD while eating SMALL MAMMALS HE HAS FOUND IN THE GARDEN in bed. But no man is AS PERFECT AS HIS BROTHER, so she loves him just the same.

Now if we could just get him to keep his pants on.

Sam’s last blog post..This is a picture

By: Arjan

Arjan — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:48:06 +0000

All I really know about Dan is his love of fast cars, and his fear of sponsored walks , and his inability to wake up before breakfast. As a child, an elephant trampled his belly button, which could explain why he refuses to strip in public.

By day, Dan is a bad-mannered taxy-driver, who enjoys walking pantsless, leading coworkers to keep their wives locked up in his presence. He’ll find anyone willing to talk about monkeys, and how to keep them addicted. People seem to like him just the same.

His home life is rather quiet. Evenings are spent blogging without the family. The kids have requested a pet elephant to which Dan has strongly objected to. The one vice that bothers Kerry is he often whistles while eating doughnuts in bed. But no man is perfect, so she loves him just the same.

Now if we could just get him to keep his pants on.

Arjan’s last blog post..Going’s on

By: bon bon

bon bon — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:37:47 +0000

i’d like to explain that dan asked for my post by 06/05/08, and i read the month first as any american is prone to do. my senility had nothing to do with the delay. (in this case.)

bon bon’s last blog post..well adjusted

By: James

James — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:18:25 +0000

I seriously read that intro as ’scantily dad women’, which I was not real excited about. Once I figured it out, then I was on board!

James’s last blog post..A Great Day!

By: Gary

Gary — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:40:11 +0000

I’ve got a HEADACHE now

Gary’s last blog post..Goodbye, goodbye, we’re leaving you goodbye…

By: SingleParentDad

SingleParentDad — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:36:51 +0000

For SCAMERING read SCAMPERING

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By: SingleParentDad

SingleParentDad — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:38:11 +0000

All I really know about Dan is his love of fast SANDWICH MAKERS, and his fear of BAR MITZVAHS, and his inability to FLY before breakfast. As a child, a SEA LION trampled his MAINSAIL, which could explain why he refuses to BODY BUILD in public.

By day, Dan is a FIERCELY-mannered BRAIN SURGEON, who enjoys WALKING pantsless, leading coworkers to keep their DAUGHTERS locked up in his presence. He’ll find anyone willing to talk about ALIEN ANATOMY, and how to keep them GUESSING. People seem to like him just the same.

His home life is rather quiet. Evenings are spent SCAMERING with the family. The kids have requested a pet DINOSAUR to which Dan has RELUCTANTLY objected to. The one vice that bothers Kerry is he often WEEPS while eating MARSHMALLOWS in bed. But no man is SEAMLESS, so she loves him just the same.

Now if we could just get him to keep his pants on.

SingleParentDad’s last blog post..On Your Bike, Off Your Head.

By: Oli

Oli — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:21:46 +0000

I had to go all the way back to JANUARY before I found more flesh. Regularly indeed…

You were right though Dan, about the fantastic photos and witty writing. Kept me entertained for a good hour or so…

All I really know about Dan is his love of fast GERBILS, and his fear of COUNTRY FETES, and his inability to BAKE before breakfast. As a child, a GIRAFFE trampled his PAPER PLATE, which could explain why he refuses to SWIM in public.

By day, Dan is a PLACID-mannered DRAIN CLEANER, who enjoys READING pantsless, leading coworkers to keep their CUTLERY locked up in his presence. He’ll find anyone willing to talk about ANTIQUE CHAIRS, and how to keep them SENILE. People seem to like him just the same.

His home life is rather quiet. Evenings are spent DESENSITISING the family. The kids have requested a pet KOALA BEAR to which Dan has SCHOLASTICALLY objected to. The one vice that bothers Kerry is he often DISPENSES while eating PEAS, GRAVY & IRN BRU in bed. But no man is PERPETUAL, so she loves him just the same.

Now if we could just get him to keep his pants on.

(I have no idea what that’s meant to mean).