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Donuts

Amy and I were in the supermarket perusing the donut section.

She pointed at a pink ring donut covered in sprinkles.

“I want that one” she told me.

I asked her if she was sure. I pointed out to her that while the pink sprinkles looked tempting, the brutal reality of life was that such donuts were often bland tasting. All the baker’s efforts having gone into the presentation rather than the taste.

I offered up the opinion that while the raspberry jam filled donuts may look very boring, they were in actual fact hiding delicious syrupy sweetness beneath their crust and would be a far better choice.

I told her that donuts were much like life. That when we look at the lives of others they may seem exciting and enviable. The executive earning hundreds of thousands a year, the lethario with a rack of notches on their bedpost, the world traveler who has breakfast in New York and dinner in Shanghai. The sprinkles look glittering, the pink icing enticing. But when you bite into that donut it tastes soulless and empty.

The simple life, like the raspberry donut, hides hidden wonders. Seemingly plain to the casual observer, but when bitten into the sweet nectar of small victories and big love is ultimately more satisfying than any fancy sprinkles.

Amy looked at me and blinked twice.

“I want the pink one with sprinkles”

“Fair enough” I conceded and bought a bag of each kind.

I ate five raspberry jam donuts on the drive home. They were very nice indeed.

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27 Comments on “Donuts”

  1. #1 Phil
    on May 29th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    Let me be the first to quote Homer Simpson:

    “Mmmmmm…. donuts…”

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  2. #2 Oli
    on May 29th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    I agree with you there Dan. The ones that appear plain do tend to be the best.
    However, our local baker specialises in a vanilla-filled-fudge-topped doughnut.

    Everything’s better when covered in a thin layer of fudge (with the exception of my mum’s kitchen, but that’s a story for another time).

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  3. #3 Penelope
    on May 29th, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Custard doughnuts are the only way to go! (Not sure what that says about me exactly hmmm…)

    Penelope’s last blog post..If the Lil P’s could blog…

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  4. #4 Xbox4NappyRash
    on May 29th, 2008 at 11:49 am

    1 – Amy is just too bloody cute. At least when you write the cute stuff.

    2 – Eat a sugary one without licking your lips! I dare you.

    3 – When did they stop being ‘Doughnuts’?

    Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Available for trade

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  5. #5 Dan
    on May 29th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Phil – Homer is the fount of all wisdom

    Oli – Even Brussel Sprouts?

    Penelope – I’m not a custard man really, I’m raspberry jam all the way.

    Xbox – The speed I eat I don’t have time to lick my lips

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  6. #6 Bec
    on May 29th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Apple doughnuts!
    Although the one with hundreds n thousands sounds good too.

    I have to stay away from ‘red’ jam ones just incase they are raspberry – horrible allergy to the pink fruit joy!

    Bec’s last blog post..Writer’s Island: The Return

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  7. #7 Holmes
    on May 29th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    I’ve never heard such sound wisdom dispensed through the metaphor of donuts. Excellent.

    Holmes’s last blog post..Hand-me-downs

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  8. #8 People in the Sun
    on May 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    My Honey went for the donut with the pink sprinkles and we’ve been together for ten years now. But I like to think of myself as more than just a pink sprinkled dough. Sure, there are more interesting donuts out there, and sure, most would make her feel better about herself (the low fat ones?), but sometimes tasteless sprinkles are just right. I’ve gained a lot of weight recently, is what I’m trying to say.

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  9. #9 morticia
    on May 29th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Mmmmm proper lovley doughy sugary doughnuts, remind me to email you the pic Mr Pops and I took in Seahouses of very special dog doughnuts.

    I’m always fascinated by those machines you see at the seaside and at the fair making them…..and then ever so slightly burning my mouth on them about two minutes later. Its a lesson I have never learnt.

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  10. #10 Arjan
    on May 29th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    I’m pro-sugarry donuts. Just like life, a bit of ’sugar’ makes it better.

    Arjan’s last blog post..Meeting a Ms. psycho bitch

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  11. #11 Dan
    on May 29th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Bec – Allergic to raspberrys?? Is life even worth living?

    Holmes – You should hear my explanation of why there is not a god using snickers bars and red liquorish

    People in the Sun – Kerry didn’t even go for a donut when she settled for me. I’m more of a oaty flapjack really

    Morticia – There is no donut finer than a seaside donut.

    Arjan – Well you are Dutch I suppose.

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  12. #12 Tracy
    on May 29th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Deep, man…deep. I like CHOCOLATE doughnuts with sprinkles! Flavor AND presentation!

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  13. #13 James
    on May 29th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Not sure if the Rasberry donuts were happy, but I’m sure you were after you slammed 5 down. Way to live life to the fullest! Suddenly, my lunch needs sprucing up.

    “Mmmmmm…. donuts…” (second)

    James’s last blog post..Wisdom of Fu!

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  14. #14 Brandon
    on May 29th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    Yeah, I’m not a sprinkles donut kind of guy either. Cupcakes on the other hand, bring on the sprinkles. What does that say about me?

    Brandon’s last blog post..Return of The Number Eight

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  15. #15 Bec
    on May 29th, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    Not really – I love them. Love them dammit but the rash and no breathing? So not worth it… And the little blighters are in everything! Oh how I miss them!

    Bec’s last blog post..Writer’s Island: The Return

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  16. #16 jason
    on May 30th, 2008 at 12:08 am

    I guess the lesson was lost on the little one. But let’s face it, in today’s media dominated society, it’s all about “sprinkles.”

    For the record, I’m all about flavor and presentation. It’s not always easy to find both, in life and in donuts.

    jason’s last blog post..Graduating?

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  17. #17 Nat
    on May 30th, 2008 at 3:28 am

    Now I am thinking about donuts…

    Blueberry goo… that’s what it’s all about … messy powder with blueberry goo inside… mmmmmmmmmmmm

    Nat’s last blog post..Come out, come out…

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  18. #18 Maggie
    on May 30th, 2008 at 3:48 am

    I love this.

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  19. #19 Oli
    on May 30th, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Everything Dan, everything.
    Including Brussel Sprouts (but only at Christmas).

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  20. #20 Dan
    on May 30th, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Tracy – Wow, you have truly found a way to have it all. maybe you should write a book

    James – Raspberrys are fruit, so those five donuts counted as all of mu five-a-day too.

    Brandon – I have no idea cupcake.

    Bec – I can see how the not breathing thing could be a little bit of a drawback

    Jason – I’m just grateful none of the donuts had Barbie on them, otherwise Amy would have forced me to by the entire stock.

    Nat – Blueberrys are nice, but a raspberry is a fruit AND a rude noise. it doesn’t get much better than that.

    Maggie – I can’t work out if you are spam or not. I am giving you the benefit of the doubt.

    Oli – What about gherkins? Surely not gherkins?

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  21. #21 Jo Beaufoix
    on May 30th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Hee hee, this is so true. My kids always go for the stuff with cute heart shapes on or that are covered in pink, then they eat half and want mine, little gits.

    Jo Beaufoix’s last blog post..this Post May Induce Vomiting

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  22. #22 Gail
    on May 30th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Jammy doughnuts every time. Especially the ones that trick you into thinking that the jam is on one side and then when you bite into the opposite side it splurges out all down your chin and then you are covered in jammy sugar.

    Just a wonder?? Is that more hassle than it’s worth to a bearded man (or woman)?

    Although… a bag of six freshly made ones at the seaside is very, very tempting too.

    Gail’s last blog post..Lost a Spoon Anyone?

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  23. #23 Dan
    on May 31st, 2008 at 1:05 am

    Jo – Why is it that your food is always more attractive to kids than their own?

    Gail – I don’t mind a bit of jam on my beard. It was that time I tried to eat that tube of hair remover that was really embarrassing.

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  24. #24 Whit
    on May 31st, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    What about donut holes? Where do those fit in?

    (you’re welcome)

    Whit’s last blog post..Fresh Naps for All the Men

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  25. #25 Maggie
    on Jun 2nd, 2008 at 2:08 am

    For the record, I’m no spammer…frequent reader, first time commenting…I just loved this post.

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  26. #26 above average joe
    on Jun 3rd, 2008 at 12:57 am

    It is getting worse with everybody using cell text spellings of words.

    When did “C U L8ter” become a sentence?

    above average joe’s last blog post..Already Chasing The Ladies

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  27. #27 Dan
    on Jun 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Whit – I’m not even going to dignify that with a response

    Maggie – I’m sorry, and thanks :)

    Above Average Joe – I know, it is irit8ing

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