It was a beautiful evening so I decided to walk down to pick the kids up from nursery rather than drive. As I ambled along the canal side guess who I saw?
Yes, it was the Duck of Unusual Size! He wasn’t ducknapped after all, he’d just relocated. Someone must have tipped him off that Jeff was after him and so he obviously had been entered into some sort of duck protection scheme.
Of course I may have now blown his cover, but rumor has it Jeff now has his eyes on an even larger prize anyway:
Caption competition anyone?