What’s the point in having guinea pigs if you aren’t going to do scientific experiments on them?
I took two guinea pigs and exposed them to an episode of America’s Next Top Model in laboratory conditions.
There, it is now a scientifically proven fact. America’s Next Top Model is officially shit. Next week, The Jeremy Kyle Show.
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In July of this year I shall be walking 78 miles in 6 days in aid of the Joseph Salmon Trust, a charity founded by my close friends in memorial to their son Joseph who died aged 3 in April of 2005. Please look here for further details and consider sponsoring me. Thank you.
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Get using that flash, Dan!
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Aww, look how cute they are! Amy must be over the moon.
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 11:40 am
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Something about Tyra Banks making “pose, pose” sound like it’s TERRIBLY important life lessons… cracks my ass up.
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Have em pose till they are bored ;)
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Avitable – You want to buy some of the babies when they are born?
Miss Britt – never mind, we can still be friends. Kerry watches it too :/
PG – Apparently they are as intelligent as dolphins. Even more so because they rarely get caught in tuna nets.
Absurdist – As long as you are carrying a cabbage leaf you’re good as far as they are concerned.
Holmes – But can you blame them? America is responsible for 80% of the worlds illegal guinea pig bating.
Arjan – I’ve sent off a proposal to the BBC with that very same idea.
Jason – Perhaps if we got the guinea pigs to write to the network we might be able to get it canceled.
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I never thought I’d be agreeing with a guinea pig.
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on Mar 27th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
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on Mar 28th, 2008 at 2:01 am
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on Mar 28th, 2008 at 5:27 am
they’re adorable! please ship me one of the babies when they arrive! i think just sealing it in an envelope should suffice.
bon bon’s last blog post..seriously?
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on Mar 28th, 2008 at 6:05 am
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on Mar 28th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Bec – 45 minutes of work eh? that’s awful. Can’t you surf the net or something?
Donna – And they don’t even bite, which is a bonus.
Jeff – They have been pretty much confined to the cage so far, so haven’t had chance to leave droppings. I’m sure when they do Evan will pick ‘em up and eat them though so there shouldn’t be an issue cleaning them up.
bon bon – I think they are like sea monkeys in that regard. I’ll just dehydrate them and you can add water when they arrive your side.
Whit – It came bundled with the cage at the pet store.
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on Mar 29th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
The Chick’s last blog post..Deletion
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