Comments on: Ducknapped

By: Bill Lee

Bill Lee — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:53:50 +0000

I asked Sherlock Holmes to investigate what he called the missing “Capon Caper”. He found corn on Jeff’s floor and from the river to the door. This told him big duck was lured, sprayed with windex, and stuffed into the missing 5th donation bag. Sorry! Bill

By: Call off the search at All that comes with it

Call off the search at All that comes with it — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:11:29 +0000

[...] it was the Duck of Unusual Size! He wasn’t ducknapped after all, he’d just relocated. Someone must have tipped him off that Jeff was after him and [...]

By: April

April — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:56:05 +0000

I'm thinking the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Blog Hoppin', Balancing Hops April's last blog post..Flashback Friday - Coming Home

By: (un)relaxeddad

(un)relaxeddad — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:13:39 +0000

I’m thinking alien abduction here. Though I’ve always felt that ducks were thoroughly unnatural, especially mallards.

By: Arjan

Arjan — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:27:53 +0000

there was an episode of The Wire (season 2) where a guy had a big duck and he fed it Whiskey..it died. You don't happen to have left any whiskey lying around..they're crazy for that stuff..untill it kills em. Arjan's last blog post..Inquisitorial Icon

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:33:58 +0000

Ultimately, that duck's feathers are on YOUR hands though Dan. Miss Britt's last blog post..Youâ€™re Laughing With Me

By: Rol

Rol — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:03:06 +0000

Duck? What duck? I ain't seen no (QUACK) duck. What noise? (QUACCCK!) I didn't hear nothing. Rol's last blog post..Urban Legend?

By: Lee

Lee — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:11:33 +0000

Hey that's not my last blog post... this is outrageous. Lee's last blog post..Please don?t transplant my eyes

By: Lee

Lee — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:07:04 +0000

Perhaps he only comes out at night now like Count Duckula? ...and the award for lamest duck joke goes to... Lee's last blog post..Well, well, well Mr Jim Mirkalami or should I call you spamboy

By: Phil

Phil — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:52:20 +0000

Maybe the duck is just in hiding, avoiding all the media attention from your incendiary blog expose.

He’ll come out eventually, when he needs his Starbucks fix or something.