No sooner had I posted about our village’s unusually large duck, it disappears. We went down this Sunday to throw some bread in it’s general direction and it wasn’t there.
A coincidence? I very much doubt it. Initially I suspected Rol. After all he lives in the same village as me and so would have easy access. What’s more, I’m pretty sure he wrote a blog post about the perfect recipe for orange sauce recently.
But then I got to thinking, perhaps Rol isn’t guilty. Perhaps he is being set up. If I’ve learnt anything from Poroit it’s that you should never go with the obvious suspect. So, who else do I know with a predilection for unusually large birds?
Jeff, we want our duck back you bastard.
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on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 11:53 pm
1. I’m allergic to down
2. I was eating a Marmite sandwich at the time of his abduction
3. I’ve never been to England
Flimsy I know, but I’ve got a good lawyer.
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on Mar 4th, 2008 at 4:33 am
:)
Bring Back The Duck!!
Of course I do like Peking Duck, yum…. with plum sauce!
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on Mar 4th, 2008 at 6:52 am
He’ll come out eventually, when he needs his Starbucks fix or something.
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on Mar 4th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
…and the award for lamest duck joke goes to…
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on Mar 4th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
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on Mar 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
What duck?
I ain’t seen no (QUACK) duck.
What noise?
(QUACCCK!)
I didn’t hear nothing.
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on Mar 4th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
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on Mar 5th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
You don’t happen to have left any whiskey lying around..they’re crazy for that stuff..untill it kills em.
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on Mar 5th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
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on Mar 8th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Blog Hoppin’,
Balancing Hops
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on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
[...] it was the Duck of Unusual Size! He wasn’t ducknapped after all, he’d just relocated. Someone must have tipped him off that Jeff was after him and [...]
on Apr 4th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
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