No sooner had I posted about our village’s unusually large duck, it disappears. We went down this Sunday to throw some bread in it’s general direction and it wasn’t there.
A coincidence? I very much doubt it. Initially I suspected Rol. After all he lives in the same village as me and so would have easy access. What’s more, I’m pretty sure he wrote a blog post about the perfect recipe for orange sauce recently.
But then I got to thinking, perhaps Rol isn’t guilty. Perhaps he is being set up. If I’ve learnt anything from Poroit it’s that you should never go with the obvious suspect. So, who else do I know with a predilection for unusually large birds?
Jeff, we want our duck back you bastard.
Nice try, but you can’t pin this one on me. For 3 reasons:
1. I’m allergic to down
2. I was eating a Marmite sandwich at the time of his abduction
3. I’ve never been to England
Flimsy I know, but I’ve got a good lawyer.
Jeff’s last blog post..So what are you really trying to say?
Come on Jeff, even I’ve been to England!!
:)
Bring Back The Duck!!
Of course I do like Peking Duck, yum…. with plum sauce!
Jeff S’s last blog post..Sharing
Maybe the duck is just in hiding, avoiding all the media attention from your incendiary blog expose.
He’ll come out eventually, when he needs his Starbucks fix or something.
Perhaps he only comes out at night now like Count Duckula?
…and the award for lamest duck joke goes to…
Lee’s last blog post..Well, well, well Mr Jim Mirkalami or should I call you spamboy
Hey that’s not my last blog post… this is outrageous.
Lee’s last blog post..Please don?t transplant my eyes
Duck?
What duck?
I ain’t seen no (QUACK) duck.
What noise?
(QUACCCK!)
I didn’t hear nothing.
Rol’s last blog post..Urban Legend?
Ultimately, that duck’s feathers are on YOUR hands though Dan.
Miss Britt’s last blog post..You’re Laughing With Me
there was an episode of The Wire (season 2) where a guy had a big duck and he fed it Whiskey..it died.
You don’t happen to have left any whiskey lying around..they’re crazy for that stuff..untill it kills em.
Arjan’s last blog post..Inquisitorial Icon
I’m thinking alien abduction here. Though I’ve always felt that ducks were thoroughly unnatural, especially mallards.
I’m thinking the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Blog Hoppin’,
Balancing Hops
April’s last blog post..Flashback Friday – Coming Home
[...] it was the Duck of Unusual Size! He wasn’t ducknapped after all, he’d just relocated. Someone must have tipped him off that Jeff was after him and [...]
I asked Sherlock Holmes to investigate what he called the missing “Capon Caper”. He found corn on Jeff’s floor and from the river to the door. This told him big duck was lured, sprayed with windex, and stuffed into the missing 5th donation bag. Sorry! Bill