I LOVE ducks. They are the weirdest, funniest, most entertaining creatures on this boulder. I could spend weeks sitting in my own stink just watching them.
The way they turn their heads to the side to look at ya, the way they all swarm to the pond side when you’re there, just cracke me up.
I once saw a duck that was over 5′ tall. He was wearing a sailor suit. It was amazing. I’ll never forget that day because he was standing next to a giant mouse…
My name's Dan and I live near Huddersfield in the North of England. I’m a 34 years old part time stay at home dad. For three days a week I'm also a community mental health nurse but you won’t find me blogging about that here. I’m married to Kerry and we have two children - Amy (6) and Evan (3). I keep chickens, grow veg, and take the occasional long walk. If you want to know how other's describe me then take a look here.
Duckzilla.
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I thought that was Photoshopped at first, but it looks real. Does he sound like Andre the Giant when he quacks?
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Arjan – That other duck next to him is duckzooky
Avitable – No photoshopping, just 100% pure giant Duck. Bizzarrely enough he quacks more like a Buttercup.
No more rhyming now, I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
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You sure that’s not a goose in disguise?
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That’s one big motherducker.
Dan, you’re now officially my hero.
I LOVE ducks. They are the weirdest, funniest, most entertaining creatures on this boulder. I could spend weeks sitting in my own stink just watching them.
The way they turn their heads to the side to look at ya, the way they all swarm to the pond side when you’re there, just cracke me up.
Geese come a very close second.
I’m off to dig up my own duck porn.
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I once saw a duck that was over 5′ tall. He was wearing a sailor suit. It was amazing. I’ll never forget that day because he was standing next to a giant mouse…
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Do you live near any nuclear power plants?
My cat just stared at that photo and I swear she licked her lips.
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Do steroids have anything to do with this? He would probably be in front of the Senate by now if he were over here.
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You can see the sadness in his eyes. He just wants to be like all the other ducks…
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Ducks Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.
Holy heck batman…watch your fingers!
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Are you planning to cook him?
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That is ridiculous…a new species perhaps?!