I’m sat at work at 11:15pm after a particularly gruelling shift, not yet able to lock up and make my weary way back to bed because by the time I get home it will be past midnight and I won’t have blogged today. Thank god this is the last damn day of NaBloPoMo.
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So what have we learned this month?
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- Kristina is a wind chime waving, tie dye wearing new age hippy
- Jeff has a dangerous ostrich obsession
- Bec’s mum’s boss is a muppet. I’m guessing it’s Fozzie
- Nobody ain’t puttin’ no Mr T on his Tomtom fool!
- Contrary spent her teen years helping ugly dogs across the road.
- Childsplayx2 is grateful Americans don’t know what the word bugger means.
- Bradley Egel admires my poise and grace
- Sam, my brother, feels the need to emulate my every purchase due to sheer unadulterated hero worship.
- Emma G is the worlds foremost Cacomistle expert
- Dan Leone and Holmes are gods among men
- Zoe’s Dad has a mouse which is actually a squirrel
- Morticia has a pair of stripy tights like that woman on Tom and Jerry
- Tracy is a geek
- Phil has recently had all his hopes and dreams come true
- Oli isn’t too keen on being an offensive rear end
- Whit would rather skate with the penguins than swim with the dolphins
- Mitch McDad wants me to become his big Daddy
- Rattling the Kettle can spot bullshit at forty paces
- Gary is a pop trivia genius and a podcasting god
- Becky enjoys a good old rant as much as the rest of us.
- People in the Sun writes his checks doggie style
- Dwayne thinks I need to exercise more
- Avitable will be receiving something delightful in the post shortly
- CamiKaos knows a convincing argument when she hears one
- Organic Mama has a mighty fine claim to fame
- The Chick is conducting a sociological study into beards and bloggers
- Case is rightfully indignant about the failings of Mr Potato Head
- Greg actually does know how to post a comment
- Dan isn’t above falsifying a post’s timestamp in order to bring it in on time.
Apologies to anyone that has commented and been left out, but the above sample is anything but scientific and your absence means nothing other than a damning indictment of my inability to do things methodically.
So long NaBloPoMo, and thanks for all the fish.

Hooray and congrats on crossing that line.
Holy crap, how long did that take you?
Congrats on blogging your little heart out.
Wow, this was a lot of work for your last post. Kudos to you for not posting, ‘Ha! I did it! Eat that, NaBloPomo!’, like many others I’ve seen.
Don’t you want to sign up for Holidailies now so you can post every day in December?
All the cool kids are doing it.
Also, some not cool kids, as evidenced by the fact that I signed up.
Holidailies?? Are you kidding me? I think you should do it.
Congrats on the accomplished month. I said it earlier–I’ll miss not reading your stuff every day. Just don’t slow down too much. Some of us enjoy your regular posting.
Good Job!
Ooh, really? Should I get my hopes up and dance around like Mr. Tumnus?
Congrats, Dan! Thanks for the shoutout. I thought about doing something like that and then I said, “That’s a lot of work!” and I stopped thinking about it. Props to you.
Good job Dan. I NaBloPoMo’d vicariously through you and I agree, it was tough!
Congrats on finishing the Nablopomo race!
I’ve signed up for the Holidailies, but if this results in my insanity, it’s Contrary’s fault. I’m thinking you’d rather gnaw off a toe than join us, eh?
Thank you for the shout out, by the way.
Congratulations on completing Dan! You deserve a feet up and cup of te moment! I’m on Holidailies too and am actually quite excited about it - in an odd, oh God, I need ideas way!
And I’m still investigating…..