Admit it, you have always held a secret wish to discover how you would fit into the Hughes family. Well now you can take this highly scientific test and find out!
Questions
You are at a party, however you don’t really know anybody. What do you do?
a) Engage in social small talk with your fellow guests
b) Skulk in a corner glowering and muttering to yourself.
c) Hang on the outskirts of a group until you are invited to join in.
b) Smile at everyone indiscriminately.
Who is your favorite musical artist
a) U2
b) Ben Folds
c) They Might Be Giants
d) Anyone banging a saucepan with a wooden spoon.
What do you look for in a holiday (vacation)
a) Beautiful surroundings and sunny evening strolls
b) To be bitten by as many exotic animals as possible
c) To go to the beach and ride your bike
d) To eat cheese puffs
What is the hight of wit?
a) Stephen Fry
b) Laurel and Hardy
c) Squirting people with a hose pipe.
d) Saying “BAH!”
How much sleep do you need?
a) About eight hours
b) About seven hours.
c) About eleven hours.
d) About one hour less than your parents do.
What is your perfect night in
a) Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, West Wing, and a big tub of Ben and Jerry’s
b) Two liters of diet coke, the internet, and no work in the morning.
c) Being allowed to sleep in your parent’s bed
d) Splashing in the bath
What are you wearing?
a) Black trousers and a black top.
b) The remainders of your dinner.
c) Pink.
d) The remainders of your dinner.
Results
Mostly A:
You are Kerry Hughes: You are organised, intelligent, and practical. Your only fault is your strange taste in partners, tending to go for great big hairy oafs.
Mostly B:
You are Dan Hughes: It’s a miracle you’re not living on the streets. Do us all a favor and take a shower once in a while. And for the love of god stop picking your toenails.
Mostly C:
You are Amy Hughes: You have Dora socks, Dora bedding, Dora toys, and Dora bubble bath. You like Dora.
Mostly D:
You are Evan Hughes: You are the world record holder for most snot out of one nostril. You also enjoy eating dirt.
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on Sep 9th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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on Sep 9th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
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on Sep 9th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
But come TV time, I’m definitely on the couch with your wife. Battlestar Galactica rocks!
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on Sep 9th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
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on Sep 10th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Great post. You’re such a clever dick (I mean that in a good way of course).
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on Sep 10th, 2007 at 1:48 am
1. Amy: Hanging around in the corner makes me look cool.
2. Evan: The other bands should board the next plane together.
3. Kerry: The evening strolls.
4. Dan: Laurel and Hardy. Shame you didn’t put Harold Lloyd, though. You haven’t pissed your pants until you pissed your pants watching a monkey wearing boots.
5. Kerry+Dan: I can go online while she watches West Wing.
6. I’m wearing a suit. Hey, I’m at work.
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on Sep 10th, 2007 at 8:34 am
BTW brilliant post.
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on Sep 10th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
God that sounds weird. :-/
Great post. :-)
[Makes mental note to steal the idea.]
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on Sep 10th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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on Sep 10th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
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on Sep 11th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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on Sep 14th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
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on Sep 14th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Ben Folds beat Arcade machine any day.
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