Yes. It’s true. I have finally won my very own iPod! But I didn’t get it from Coca-Cola, oh no. All this time and effort I’ve been wasting on collecting codes from Diet Coke bottles when I could have been entering Amazon.com’s contest instead.
All I had to do was pay the £150 entry fee (plus £7 postage and packaging) and I won a 30gb iPod straight away! No no one can ever call me a loser again.
I did win it. I did I tell you.
Congratufuckinglations. That’s fantastic.
Like I’ve been telling everybody, what this blog needed was more maniacal facial expressions. You came through brilliantly.
Corngrats on the new toy. Have you got it all full yet?
Send it back! It’s all back to front and inside out. (As are you!)
Yes, I noticed that too. I took the picture on the iSight camera on my macbook. I would have called it an iEye camera myself, but you can’t tell that Steve Jobs anything.
No way! Dan, you have to be the luckiest man alive.
Awesome! I hope your good luck rubs off on me a little bit. I just sent $5000 to a nice man in Nigeria who said I can win $6 million! I hope I win, I hope I win.
On a more serious note, I’ve been dropping hints on my blog about wanting an 80GB video iPod for my birthday. We’ll see in September if my mother has picked up on my subtle hints.
You’ve always been a winner in my book. My book being Whit’s Big Book of Winners.
You know you can easily have the iSight flip the photos so they aren’t mirrored, right? I’m sure you know that, being a winner and all.
Congrats. Let me be the first to say…you have mighty fine teeth for a Brit. I was just checking out some iPods today. I think it’s finally time for me to get one.
Congrats! Now I’m off to win myself a new pair of shoes at Zappos!
You know, there just might be a self help book in here somewhere.