Comments on: Could this be the end?

By: Oli

Oli — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:05:30 +0000

I think it might have been Dead Ringers who did a spoof of Kirsty and Phil. He had an over effected lisp, whereas she opened with “I’m Kirsty – I wasn’t born, I was knitted”. Classic.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:40:23 +0000

I’ve always been more of a Kirsty Allsopp man myself. Although she is thinking of running for parliament for the Torys so that has put me off a bit.

By: Oli

Oli — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:29:06 +0000

Oh come on…

http://www.coolsmartphone.com/images/stories/beeny2.jpg
http://www.orangeafro.com/article_images/beeny100.jpg
http://www.coolsmartphone.com/images/stories/beeny-big.jpg

Wall to Wall Beeny. Awesome.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:17:27 +0000

Oli, I think you may need some help. I’m telling you this as a friend.

The TV is pretty damn nifty. I was a little concerned about the picture quality for a while but I messed with the contrast and sharpness for a bit and it’s much better now. It’s only a 32″ screen, but as we have a 33″ house that is probably just as well. anything bigger and our house would look like an episode of Cribs.

By: Oli

Oli — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:41:20 +0000

I’ve been thinking of Beeny’s Bosoms all night, and still can’t come up with anything better.

Ahh, Beeny.

I wondered how it would be if I went on Property Ladder, doing up houses. Beeny would probably chastise me for painting the walls anything other than beige, and for adding a feature which, “wouldn’t add anything to the value of the house, and would alienate a proportion of the market”. I’d just be stood there gawping, and my only response would be, “you’re lovely”.
The house would then sell for about Â£20k more than Beeny predicted, and she’d put it down simply to, “the general rise in house prices in the area”.

So she likes beige, is usually wrong about the price, gets quite huffy with some people who disagree with her; but my, those bosoms…

By: Phil

Phil — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:45:15 +0000

Ummm, you know all us men have to know how BIG it is!

We bought a 42″ HDTV last year and the first thing I noticed was how old all the actors and news anchors suddenly looked.

By: Grandma & Grandad

Grandma & Grandad — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:09:44 +0000

As we have no TV access because of the decorating – when do you next need any babysitting?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:46:44 +0000

I’m disappointed… no picture of it? If you’re going to maximize the jealousy factor you’ll at least need a picture.

By: Island Girl

Island Girl — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:37:26 +0000

Hey hey, when I try to email you back it says ‘delayed’ and then it says ‘could not be delivered’ – I think your account may be playing up.

By: Rattling The Kettle

Rattling The Kettle — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:17:54 +0000

There’s still nothing to watch, but now it’s so clear and crisp!