Out of the mouths of babes
on Mar 02 in General by DanThe other morning I felt the call of the bladder particularly early. Seeing as though I was up I tiptoed downstairs hoping to let the dog out and have a quick peek at my email then sneak back to bed. As I didn’t intend on being downstairs very long I hadn’t bothered to dress and so was pottering around in my underwear. I had just sat down at the computer when a little voice piped up behind me.
“Daddy!†she said, pointing at my naked torso “I didn’t know you had boobies!â€
I think it might be time to loose some weight.
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HA HA HA! Serves you right for trying to snatch a little unauthorised computer time. When I get caught in the same way, the issue not to disturb the cats. If I disturb the cats, I have to feed them. If I have to feed them, I have to open the kitchen door. If I have to open the kitchen door, it’s all over.
Actually, with the days getting lighter, it’s all over anyway. (“Daddeeeeee. It’s daylight!”)
My niece had a baby about two weeks ago. Before she delivered, Lourdes saw her big belly and we told her there was a baby inside there. She called it a baby belly.
Well my belly isn’t even close to being flat and after I eat a little and sit wrong it really sticks out. Lourdes said that I also have a baby belly.
I need to lose weight also!
Nonsense, you need to get a decent bra *grin*