I’m very pleased to announce that we have ourselves a winner of the Joke competition. All the entries made me chuckle (except for Paul’s bloody orange for a head monstrosity), but every contest has to have a victor and so Bon Bon is soon to be the proud owner of possibly the finest children’s picture book ever written. Not only was her joke jolly entertaining, but it fit right in with our international community.
Email me your address Bon Bon and I’ll post it right out to you (I would send it via Greg but I have a sneaky suspicion he hasn’t passed on the last twelve gifts i sent you).
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wow! thank you, dan! i’m afraid i didn’t see this win coming and therefore don’t have a speech prepared. i guess i’ll simply thank my agent, my lawyer and my husband of 11 years for constantly laughing at me…
i’ll have a word with greg about all the merchandise i should have received by now, and remind him how expensive it can be to replace 4 tires.
A Poem:
Old Women’s Underwear
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dorothys are green