Amy recently was given a T-shirt bearing the slogan - “That;s it! I’m off to Grandma’s!”. She approached me with it on, chest puffed out and running her fingers under the words.
“What does this say Daddy?” she asked me.
“Grandma smells of old people” I told her.
LOL
Next you’ll be telling here that when the ice cream van sounds its chimes, it means they have no ice cream left.
LOL!!
AD
Better change my perfume - I obviously have had this one too long.