A half arsed Twitter suicide note
on Mar 15 in General by DanThe problem with watching Sound of Music is that the kids are now convinced that we’re about to be arrested by the Nazis.
I started writing this post with the intent to do two versions of the above statement. One under 140 characters and one four or five sentences long. I was then going to go into a diatribe about how I was finding twitter is killing my urge to blog, and how much more expressive and creative you can be in a blog post.
Except… I can’t actually come up with four or five sentences that sound quite as good, humorous, or succinct as “The problem with watching Sound of Music is that the kids are now convinced that we’re about to be arrested by the Nazis.”
Bugger.
In fact I’ve actually got 19 characters left over and I can’t really find a use for them.
But still the fact remains, twitter is killing my blogging.
It’s not the only thing that’s killing it mind you. Hadrian’s Walk stuff, the Midnight Movie Club, and the ridiculous expectation my employers have that I turn up to work now and again are playing their part too. But twitter is like a tiny parasite leaching my time and my creativity.
Time once was that if some thought or idea tickled my fancy then I’d make a mental note of it and then try to weave it into a post later. These days I just slap together 140 half baked typo ridden characters and press enter.
If blogging is cocaine then Twitter is crack. They both are addictive but the feedback rush from Twitter is more immediate but also shorter lived. And ultimately I think it’s more destructive. I’ve certainly found myself watching tweets roll in on my phone while I should be be playing with the kids, listening to what Kerry is saying to me, or trying to change lanes on a busy motorway.
And I’m not even that much of a hardcore user. I only follow 140 people. God knows how the people who follow four or five hundred cope with it all.
So I’m withdrawing from the crack and I’ve deleted my twitter app from my phone.
I’m not quitting altogether mind you. It’s far too useful a platform to communicate with friends, share links, and generally shoot the shit. Also, perhaps cynically, I’m keeping it because it’s probably going to end up as being part of my strategy for fundraising for Hadrian’s Walk (or should that be #hadrianswalk).
So Tweetdeck will still be installed on my laptop and I’ll have it running in the background whilst I’m peeing around on the net (which is still a good two or three hours a day on average). But I’m hoping to reduce it’s presence in my life.
So there you go. A post which is probably of no interest to anyone but myself. But that’s the beauty of blogging – you can ramble if you wish. No one bloody reads it, but you can ramble.
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Does that mean I’ll have to talk to you now?
@Kerry, only through the comments section of the blog
So now you’ll just be checking you phone for emails twice as often?
I should also add that I am enjoying Twitter much more, since I reset who I was following. I am actually now much more interested in a good proportion of what I read, rather than the sea of shit I subjected myself to previously.
.-= Ian´s last blog ..I am that retarded =-.
@Ian, I’ve been more selective than you about who I follow, but there is a prune in the offing – probably after the walk though
I want to hear you say ‘shoot the shit’ in person.
I really do like a bit of the old twitter, good for banter, and great for getting the feel of breaking news stories back home, but I still can’t imagine it ever taking over my urge to stick a blog entry together.
What I’ve gone a very roundabout way of saying is that I’m far too long winded for twitter.
.-= Martin´s last blog ..Sometimes late at night… =-.
@Martin, it’s the urge to check it which is my real problem I suspect.
I have some more videos for you by the way. Maybe i should use them in a vid of me saying “shoot the shit”
Twitter made me an alcoholic, I can tweet my man Bacardi requests quietly from the comfort of my ass on the sofa and he delivers.
Bacardi is now following me on Twitter.
Wonder if I can blag me some freebies?
Ah shoot I think I just missed the big blue penis…..
.-= MrsW´s last blog ..Kids are great eh? =-.
@MrsW, there are plenty more glimpses of the big blue penis – don’t worry.
I read this. And in a very old fashioned way from my feed reader rather than through a tweeted link…
Both have their place. But I know what you mean about the “hit” of twitter – it’s very beguiling.
@Bumbling, I’m a feedreeder chap too. in fact the idea that people rely on twitter for catching up on blogs alarms me.
One of the things that is driving me off the service is the constant plugging of posts that goes on there. It’s relentless. Three times is my absolute maximum and even then I feel guilty.
.-= Kerry´s last blog ..Roy G Biv (73/365) =-.
I’m laughing at Kerry wondering if she’ll have to actually communicate verbally instead :D.
It’s losing it’s shine for me a bit too recently. It think I need to take a leaf out of Ian’s book and have a cull. Just can’t see the wood for the trees at the moment.
Plus I’m back to work this week and social network sites are banned, so unless I’m tweeting from the iphone under the desk then I’m going to be much less present.
I’ll miss you anyway, you talk back to me when I’m rambling idly.
:)
.-= Insomniac Mummy´s last blog ..Banging my head against the brick wall of Technorati =-.
@Insomniac Mummy, I discovered the other day that Twitter is blocked at my work too, so I just had to resort to donkeyporn.com to keep myself entertained.
.-= Kerry´s last blog ..Roy G Biv (73/365) =-.
There’s something to be said about a married couple who communicate via the comments on a blog. I think you may have found the recipe to a happy marriage, well done.
I’m not particularly au fait with Twitter. I don’t understand most of the etiquette or even how to use it very well, I sometimes poke my nose in and make a couple of comments and then shuffle off when nobody replies to them. Sniff.
.-= notSupermum´s last blog ..Can children be born evil? =-.
@notSupermum, I’m not sure there is an established etiquette really, or at least not one that satisfies my own sense of decorum :)
.-= Kerry´s last blog ..Roy G Biv (73/365) =-.
I never succumbed to the Twitter high, as I’ve always been too busy to read it on a regular basis. Catching up on week-long conversations was too much work.
Also, I’ve never been good at banter. You have to be quick and clever, neither of which describe me. I’m more slow and boring. Which is why I like Facebook. Plenty of dull, casual conversations over there.
But I’m with you that I still prefer the well-crafted blog post and the comments that follow.
@Idaho Dad, facebook drives me potty with all the farms and stuff. I don’t want to be in your bloody mafia!
.-= Kerry´s last blog ..Roy G Biv (73/365) =-.
@Dan, I never see any of that stuff, as I’ve set my page to hide all the game updates. And I don’t play them myself.
Yeah, it used to drive me crazy seeing all those things, until I learned how to hide them. Wish I could do that in real life. I’d hide my neighbor.
To me twitter feels like a giant high school. You don’t have to do any research to see who’s most popular.
I like twitter; I’d just like it better if more people were cleverer. I prefer to read tweets that are standalone, no background or keeping up with who is friends with who and what they’re saying to get the joke.
I suppose you backing off a bit will help. Twit.
.-= Erin @ Fierce Beagle´s last blog ..You want frazzled? I’ll give you frazzled. =-.
@Erin @ Fierce Beagle, Stand alone tweets are ok, but I like the banter. I get very irritated by retweeted conversations though. if I wanted to bloody see it I’d be following both sides of the conversation
.-= Kerry´s last blog ..Roy G Biv (73/365) =-.
Here’s how I use Twitter: I check the Official Twitter of the Peoria Rivermen (that’s hockey, Dan) while I’m AT THE GAME. Sometimes there are tweets that explain things that aren’t always readily apparent, like why there is a delay in the game.
.-= Dwayne´s last blog ..Not so Easy Bake Oven =-.
@Dwayne, you sir are a man obsessed.
You know hockey is a girls game over here don’t you?
Hooray for a good ramble. Much more pleasurable in the end.
.-= Brit In Bosnia´s last blog ..Hack, hack, splutter, splutter =-.
@Brit In Bosnia, although it does take a lot more time to execute
It’s not all about the speed! (have you read James Gleick’s book Faster: The Acceleration of Just About Everything?)
.-= Brit In Bosnia´s last blog ..Hack, hack, splutter, splutter =-.
Conversation in our house over the weekend when the youngest daughter (YD) borrowed my computer…
YD : “Oh my god, dads got Twitter”
Me : “Yes but I don’t use it”
YD : “But you’ve got Twitter”
Me : “Yes I know, I’ve never used it though”
YD : “But you’ve got an account and everything”
Me : “Yes, but I don’t use it”
YD : “Oh my god, dads got a Twitter account…”
Its a good job they won’t let me register at Facebook.
.-= Gary´s last blog ..A 1950s road accident =-.
@Gary, i’d have thought the prospect of you blogging about her would be more horrifying. You should put up a few embarrassing baby photos of her then demonstrate to her how you can get tot he post by googling her name.
I don’t have a mobile phone that lets me use twitter..so I’m stuck to my immobile pc. I’m not allowed to tweet from my work so it leaves me with only short periods of the day to check up on twitter.
I’m only just returning to a bit of blogging.
.-= Arjan´s last blog ..Youtube saturday: Okgo m- This too shall pass =-.
@Arjan, yes, I think the fact I can get it on my mobile is most of the reason why I abuse it.
I’ve had to cut myself off from Twitter these last few days just to get things done. I have a little peek every now and again to see if anyone is trying to get hold of me and the temptation to start chatting as you see conversations going on without you is really strong.
.-= Heather´s last blog ..Do You Friday Follow? =-.
@Heather, yes – I only have to think up one smart arsed remark to someone’s tweet and then I’m on it for the rest of the day and my productivity is completely sucked dry.
I’d better watch out with Twitter then. I can still take it or leave it… just now.
.-= Mwa´s last blog ..I think I might be a nice-smelling troll =-.
@Mwa, it’s when you check it first thing in the morning you have to worry.
I used to say that there was only time in life for either Twitter or Facebook. I’ve flip-flopped between them and I still think that probably holds true.
Whereas there is always time to blog.
.-= Steve´s last blog ..Saturday Snap (Late edition) =-.
@Steve, Facebook is better for offline friends I’ve found. I don’t use it that often, which probably is very telling about the state of my social life.
Came over to visit after your priceless comments about doulas’ arses on Who’s The Mummy’s recent post!
My facebook fling is over and bejewelled blitz is a thing of the past.
My blog still keeps going but I spend too much time checking it to see if anyone has commented and should really only do this a few times a day, not every five minutes.
I am trying to clean the house but I’m sitting at the laptop checking tweetdeck, thinking I’m working just because I have Mr Sheen in my hand.
@Trish@ Mum’s Gone to, I shall have to comment on Doula’s arses more often.
The email thing is a real problem for me too. I just have this nervous twitch about checking it – even though it won’t m,atter if it’s just left in my inbox for an hour.
Well done, Dan. Slash and burn. That is exactly the reason I haven’t joined Twitter to begin with. I have enough things tying me to my computer (and I don’t have a data account on my phone). Facebook is quite enough crack for me.
Btw… there’s an opening in my mafia.
.-= Jeff´s last blog ..Movies 2010 – must see or must miss? =-.
@Jeff, you can bugger off with your damn mafia
I deleted the bulk of my facebook stuff recently and nolonger maintain a sea of shit. I have found hours of time back and my ironing is now up to date and house clean. Now I just have to stop reading blogs!!!
.-= Kelloggsville´s last blog ..Friends are the sunshine of life =-.
@Kelloggsville, to be honest I’d rather do twitter than iron.
I am a bit of a daily mail reader when it somes to twitter……(ie scared of it so therefore I hate it)
if the truth be known, I just don’t understand it…
as for the sound of music…..ANTHING with nuns in it can’t be at all bad
@john GRAY, even Sister Act 2 – Back in the Habit?
@Dan,
hummmmm
point taken….although the nuns’ habits were pretty impressive!
my fav cinematic nun ( and I did my top 10 nuns on my blog once- how sa is that?) is of course helen reddy in AIPORT 75………do you remember her…..the singing nun with linda blair who had lost her kidney!
Twitter.. yuk. worse than TV for sapping your time and your soul.
.-= mark´s last blog ..Ticking time-bomb – the pension void =-.
@mark, what about twittering about TV? Is that a sort of double negative?
Am now following you on twitter so I can catch all your suicide notes.
.-= Kristin´s last blog ..Hey, it’s Pi Day =-.
@Kristin, I shall be sure to try and make them heartrending for you.
Actually since writing this post i’ve been on it tons. Stupid bloody addictions making me into an addict.
You are so spot on on this Dan. I feel the same way about Twitter. It is so satisfying to tweet something great, but then only a few people see it and it is gone.
Keep blogging though, since I enjoy your longer works.
.-= Seattledad (Luke, I am Your Father)´s last blog ..Madness Begins Early =-.
@Seattledad (Luke, I am Your Father), yes – I need to find more time for blogging. Maybe if i don’t sleep…
I have to confess to still not quite ‘getting’ twitter. Though that could be down to my generalised social ineptitude….
.-= DJ Kirkby´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday (for me). Please leave your captions in the comment box and I will post the winning caption on Friday =-.
@DJ Kirkby, I think it has a lot to do with the value you place on banter. If you like it, then you like twitter.
I use Twitter when I have time, just to check in and see what’s going on, and then I close it. For me, it’s the only way to deal with it. Otherwise, I’d go crazy thinking I was missing so much.
.-= Avitable´s last blog ..Kiss my blarney stones =-.
@Avitable, I think that’s the attitude I need to develop with it.
It does take up too much of my time but is such a great way to stay in touch with a network of friends…. Think my real world life is more responsible for my blog lack of zest at the moment to be fair
.-= Hannah´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – boob races (right one is winning this week) =-.
@Hannah, I wish I had a real wold life to be honest.
Really interesting as I’ve set up a Twitter account but haven’t yet used it – for all the reasons you just mentioned. Think I might just stick with the status quo…
.-= Potty Mummy´s last blog ..The Gallery #3; Blue =-.
@Potty Mummy, it’s ok, but only if you are able to use it in moderation.
I’m not, hence the self enforcement by deleting it from my phone
Dan I am the same. I just can’t keep up with all the Tweets, links, conversations and feel bogged down. I’m thinking about doing a mass cull but I don’t want to offend people so I’m not sure. I too struggle to see the wood for the trees so I tend to follow my Buddies list and Hadrian’s Walk. I’ve recently had an ipod Touch and have been attempting to use that but I’ve still not got it perfect. I’d rather you blogged than tweeted. I love your ramblings. ;D
.-= Jo Beaufoix´s last blog ..A Final Farewell =-.
@Jo Beaufoix, I’d rather I blogged too – it’s a more permanent record for one thing
For what it’s worth, I enjoy both your blogging and your twittering. I say carry on.
.-= Holmes´s last blog ..Have I No Shame? =-.
@Holmes, why thank you sir. Right back at you.
I tweeted for one day, and then decided that it was either going to take over my life, or take over my life. So I did it no more.
.-= Iota´s last blog ..Thoughts on blogging =-.
@Iota, I wish I had your restraint. I’m sort of back on it now, and it’s only been a few days. However still don’t have it on my phone again.
I should probably have a bit of a prune, or use lists more intelligently. The honest comment about when you should be playing with your children gave me a guilty start…
.-= Dad Who Writes´s last blog ..Straight Into Darkness – Dudelet, Balka and me =-.