Today is Kerry’s birthday. She is 34 years old which, lets face it, is pretty damn ancient. Thirty four is only one year off thirty five. Which is as near as damnit to forty. then comes fifty, then sixty, then seventy, and then ultimately an eternity of decomposing in a eventually forgotten grave.
Happy birthday sweetheart!
Can you tell I haven’t got my mojo back yet? Well I haven’t. I occasionally catch a glimpse of it scurrying around a corner or lurking in nearby bushes, but I’ve yet to be able to tempt it out into the open.
Kerry and I are taking a trip to the Lake District this weekend, so maybe a bit of peace and quiet and some beautiful scenery might help. It certainly felt pretty uplifting when I was up there doing the Cumbria Way.
If my creative juices were flowing at their regular rate then I’d be able to use this post to tell you what a wonderful person Kerry is. How she is clever, sexy, understanding, a great mum, and generally makes every aspect of my life better.
But asI’m still in my creative mire, all I can really say is that after ten years of being together I love my wife as much today as I ever did.
Which is all that needs saying really.
Happy birthday Kerry.
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Yay, Kerry!
I take it by the use of the words “peace and quiet” that the kids are being left behind so you can have a grown-up weekend? That’s the ticket…
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@JJ Daddy-O, They certainly were left behind. although I went, so I’m not sure the “grown up” label applies.
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Awww, you big softie.
Happy Birthday Kerry, and at 34 you’re a mere whippersnapper!
@notSupermum, wippersnapper? She’s ancient!
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Happy birthday Kerry!
And have a great time in the mountains :D
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@Catherine, We had a very nice time in the mountains. well, at the bottom of the mountains. If we had gone to the top of the mountains I’m not sure we’d have had such a nice time.
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I’m sure she’ll appreciate the fact that you cut out the bs and got straight to what matters. I call that being efficient.
Happy birthday Kerry, ya young punk!
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@Jeff, perhaps there is something in this “efficient” blogging. It certainly takes a lot less time.
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Happy birthday Kerry, don’t let the grumpy bear get you down one bit because you’ve got a bit of age-wisdom on him, he just can’t take that.
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@Arjan, she may have the wisdom, but I have the youthful vitality.
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Many happy returns to birthday girl Kerry. I remember 34, through sepia tinted specs. Suspect your mojo is just lying at the back of the sock drawer.
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@Nota Bene, I think I’d rather look for it in the lake district than my sock drawer. It’s slightly more pleasant and a lot less smelly there.
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Happy birthday, Kerry! I hope your hearing is good enough at your advanced age to hear the whisper of death’s sweet, sweet embrace.
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@Avitable, HEY! don’t try to sweet talk my wife!
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Aw! Happy birthday Kerry! I think you’re both very lucky to have each other. And Dan, that wasn’t uncreative, just beautifully understated.
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@Dad Who Writes, I think i’m slightly more lucky to have her to be honest.
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Happy anniversary of the day you entered the world Kerry. Hope you’ve had an awesome time in the lakes, and that mojos have been unearthed.
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@SingleParentDad, i think it’s partially unearthed now. I’m just hoping no-one trips over it.
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Happy Birthday gorgeous one. Awwwww, I think Dan loves you. Bless. ;D
And Dan, I’m bloody 34. How rude. I hope you get peed on by a descendant of Mrs Tiggywinkle while you’re in the lakes. Tsk.
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@Jo Beaufoix, is tis the point I mention that the presents I ordered for Kerry didn’t arrive until two days after her birthday.
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Happy birthday YOUNG lady.
Hope you find your mojo in the lakes. Well, not actually in the lakes because then it would be a bit soggy. No-one needs a soggy mojo.
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@Barbara, a soggy mojo is better than no mojo. In fact don’t mojo’s replicate if they get wet?
No… wait….. that’s gremlins
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Happy birthday to your old lady!
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@Holmes, Thank you sir.
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You’d better find your mojo before your young wife decides she’s bored of you.
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@Erin, shit I never thought of that.
She wouldn’t leave me though right? Who else is going to constantly ask if she’s in a bad mood until she actually is in a bad mood, or leave their underwear on the bathroom floor?
Oh crap.
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Happy belated birthday Kerry. You are really just a young thing. You haven’t yet realized the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Give it a few years.
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@Seattledad, I can tell you’ve been reading hitchikers.
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Happy belated birthday, Kerry.
It wasn’t until I had my own birthday yesterday that I realized there are other people out there who might need birthday wishes as well. I can’t wait to meet you next summer and ask you a few highly personal questions about your husband.
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