Top Ten Movie Characters, part 1

on Jul 14 in Uncategorized by

Way back when in the mists of time, James from Luke, I am your father tagged me with a movie meme. He’s probably forgotten all about by now, but I assure you he did. It’s a good meme and I’ve been meaning to get round to it for a while now, but it just never seemed to happen.

However being quarantined at home alone for three days with what I now suspect to be faux swine flu has a way of encouraging you to find things to occupy your time. I’ve watched more Discovery Home and Leisure this weekend than since before the kids were born, and had more baths than I’ve ever had in my entire lifetime (that would be three then).

So here is my highly considered Top Ten Movie Characters of all time.

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10 – Matt Hooper, Jaws

“Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn’t any propeller; and it wasn’t any coral reef; and it wasn’t Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.”

I don’t know why I like Hooper so much, but I do. I think it’s probably something to do with his heroic academic geekery combined with a certain twinkle in his eye that Dreyfuss brings to most of his roles. Plus beard and glasses, can’t go wrong with that combo.

9 – PC Danny Butterman, Hot Fuzz

Is it true that there’s a point on a man’s head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

For the “By the power of Grayskull!” line alone Nick frost deserves an Oscar. PC Butterman is the wide eyed innocent 13 year old boy that we all used to be. Well, aI used to be anyway. If it’s possible he’s even more sympathetic and loveable than Frost’s other gun obsessed character, Mike Watt from Spaced. And at the end of the film Cuntstable Fanny Batterbum (as his colleagues call him) gets to be the hero he’s always wanted to be. Great stuff.

8 – John McClane, Die Hard

“Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.”

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The ultimate wisecracking big balled 80′s action hero. Is there anything more that needs to be said?

7. Han Solo, Star Wars

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”

I find it easy to forget sometimes how much of a reluctant hero Han is. Throughout the first two films at least he’s in constant battle with his conscience, and his greed and self preservation instincts sometimes even look like they are getting the upper hand. It’s only in Return of the Jedi that he gives in and grudgingly accepts his responsibility. Solo is the ultimate charming rogue, and a part Harrison Ford was born to play.

6 – Jane Cobb, Serenity

“Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’t you think?”

This is cheating a bit as I’m basing my adoration of Jane on the Firefly TV show just as much as the Serenity movie. But I’m unrepentant, as Jane is quite frankly magnificent. I would have chosen Mal too, but as he is basically Han Solo played by another actor I didn’t want to repeat myself. Jane is rude, violent, amoral, macho, and crass, yet he’s possibly one of the finest comic characters ever created. Mr Whedon I salute you.

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And that’s enough for today I think. Time for me to go and take another bath. Come back tomorrow for part two of the list.

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