Way back when in the mists of time, James from Luke, I am your father tagged me with a movie meme. He’s probably forgotten all about by now, but I assure you he did. It’s a good meme and I’ve been meaning to get round to it for a while now, but it just never seemed to happen.
However being quarantined at home alone for three days with what I now suspect to be faux swine flu has a way of encouraging you to find things to occupy your time. I’ve watched more Discovery Home and Leisure this weekend than since before the kids were born, and had more baths than I’ve ever had in my entire lifetime (that would be three then).
So here is my highly considered Top Ten Movie Characters of all time.
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10 – Matt Hooper, Jaws
“Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn’t any propeller; and it wasn’t any coral reef; and it wasn’t Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.”
I don’t know why I like Hooper so much, but I do. I think it’s probably something to do with his heroic academic geekery combined with a certain twinkle in his eye that Dreyfuss brings to most of his roles. Plus beard and glasses, can’t go wrong with that combo.
9 – PC Danny Butterman, Hot Fuzz
Is it true that there’s a point on a man’s head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?
For the “By the power of Grayskull!” line alone Nick frost deserves an Oscar. PC Butterman is the wide eyed innocent 13 year old boy that we all used to be. Well, aI used to be anyway. If it’s possible he’s even more sympathetic and loveable than Frost’s other gun obsessed character, Mike Watt from Spaced. And at the end of the film Cuntstable Fanny Batterbum (as his colleagues call him) gets to be the hero he’s always wanted to be. Great stuff.
8 – John McClane, Die Hard
“Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.”
The ultimate wisecracking big balled 80′s action hero. Is there anything more that needs to be said?
7. Han Solo, Star Wars
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
I find it easy to forget sometimes how much of a reluctant hero Han is. Throughout the first two films at least he’s in constant battle with his conscience, and his greed and self preservation instincts sometimes even look like they are getting the upper hand. It’s only in Return of the Jedi that he gives in and grudgingly accepts his responsibility. Solo is the ultimate charming rogue, and a part Harrison Ford was born to play.
6 – Jane Cobb, Serenity
“Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’t you think?”
This is cheating a bit as I’m basing my adoration of Jane on the Firefly TV show just as much as the Serenity movie. But I’m unrepentant, as Jane is quite frankly magnificent. I would have chosen Mal too, but as he is basically Han Solo played by another actor I didn’t want to repeat myself. Jane is rude, violent, amoral, macho, and crass, yet he’s possibly one of the finest comic characters ever created. Mr Whedon I salute you.
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And that’s enough for today I think. Time for me to go and take another bath. Come back tomorrow for part two of the list.
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Matt Hooper! That’s so cool. I quite like that character myself, although I might prefer Brody.
With Han, Jayne and John McClane in the lower end of the top ten I can’t wait to see the top five!
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@Lee, there are some icons in the next five, but a couple of curveballs too I think
Is Bolt at number one?
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@SingleParentDad, shhh… don’t soil it for everyone else.
Oh dear, I’m going to have to do this, aren’t I?
Still, at least I know my number one.
@Rol, I think I tagged you in tomorrows post actually (I wrote these on Sunday).
But by your rules doesn’t that mean you can’t do it?
I might have to do one of these myself. The first half is pretty good, and now my expectations have been raised for part 2.
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@Avitable, and now I’m worried that my second half will be a complete let down. Especially as the people in it are a little less action packed in general than those in the first half of the list.
Excellent list. I think I may have preferred Nick Frost in Shaun Of The Dead but he was absolutely hysterical in Hot Fuzz as well so it’s all good. I can’t believe you didn’t add Sandra Bullock for her role in The Net. Come on now, please tell me she’s in your top 5.
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@Kevin Spencer, Yeah, she’s in their Kevin. along with Mr Bean and the Steve Martin version of Bilko.
Now I know you’re not dead, I have to say any man who can stand on the top of a Jumbo jet, hurtling down a very, very, very long runway in a blizzard whilst fighting another man has to be No.1
That’ll be John McLaine by the way
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@gail, you make a good argument. And McLaine IS in my top ten so you know I rate him highly. but I suspect you may be persuaded by tomorrow’s number 1.
You are right. I had forgot that I tagged you. Nice job though.
The addition of Jane is a classic. Love him. In fact I am thinking or errecting a statue of him on my block and creating a folk song about him while I am at it.
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@James (SeattleDad), a statue eh? Now theirs an idea! Complete with woolly hat i hope.
I’m guessing Harrison Ford makes another appearance in your top 5.
I might compile my own list, as I’m looking for ways to continue putting off those interview questions.
@Idaho Dad, my lips are sealed. But I’m anticipating you liking my choice for number 2.
I big puffy heart these sorts of lists.
But how the heck do you choose just 10? It’s no wonder it’s taken you so long.
Indiana has to be up there too right? No the rubbish one in search of crystal skulls, the original snake hating, bantering with his dad one.
And Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City has got to be up there too in your list, yes?
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@Tara@Sticky Fingers, Damn! Why didn’t I remember to put Carrie Bradshaw on my list.
Oh yeah, now I remember why….
How much did we love Hot Fuzz — great choice. (Loved the Zombie one… Shawn of the Dead???)
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@Nat, Simon Pegg is a genius. I’m very much looking forward to the next one in the sort of trilogy (which i think is a apocalypse movie)
Brilliant list, especially 7 and 9. And I hope SPD doesn’t soil anything. ;D
And Carry Bradshaw will be on my list too Tara. :D
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@Jo Beaufoix, Carry Bradshaw is on a very different list of mine.
Great selection. I’ve particularly always liked Jayne simply because of how complicated he is, and how Mal is taking a chance every time he trusts him. Hell, he sold out his old crew and came on board with Mal in the first place because of an offer of better pay. But it’s hard not to like him.
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@Holmes, Jane is fantastic. I was really pleased to see Adam Baldwin in Chuck. When a series I like is canceled i always worry about the actors getting more work.
I think the thing that makes Butterman such an epic character is his struggle and conflict about what he inevitably has to do. He becomes a real policeman through the events of Hot Fuzz, and that inner 13 year old sort of grows up throughout the film.
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@MC, yes there certainly is a lot of depth to him if you dig for it.
Personally I mainly like him for the “power of greyskull” line though:)
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