Tormenting my daughter

“Daddy,” in an incredibly whiney voice “I want my dummy”.

“Ask nicely.”

“Daddy,” in a sickly sweet voice “I want my dummy please.”

“Ask hopping.”

“Daddy,” holding onto the furniture and jumping up and down on one leg “I want my dummy please.”

“Ask pretending to be a monkey”

“I don’t want to play any more.”

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