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The Good (and Bad) Life

I’ve really made some headway in the garden this year. Over the past 12 months it’s gone from looking like this:

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to this:

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Ok, so they are taken from different angles, but you get the idea

However fortunes have not all run smooth on Old McHughes’ farm over the past couple of weeks.

On the plus side my vegetable crops are doing really well this year. My peas, potatoes, and pumpkins in particular are growing like the proverbial clappers, and we ate this years first home grown strawberries at the weekend too. Even the apple trees appear to have had a reprieve and are fruiting away happily.

My radishes haven’t done quite so well however as something appears to be eating them. I have a horrible suspicion that it’s something more unpleasant than slugs or snails too as I can see little teeth marks on them. I’m holding out hope that we have a colony of Fraggles nearby, but unfortunately I suspect it’s probably something a little more rodent shaped.

Which isn’t to say that slugs and snails haven’t been wreaking damage of their own. The leaves of my lettuce and pak-choi in particular are covered in gaping holes. I read somewhere recently that it’s wrong to say a garden has a surplus of slugs, it just has a deficit of ducks; but I think I’d probably be pushing my luck if I tried to persuade Kerry of this.

But the most distressing thing is that Rosa, my favorite chicken, started crowing last week, which was a bit of a shock as I’d been convinced it had been a female. I gave him a couple of days grace to see if his cock-a-doodle-doing would be a problem, but unfortunately it was just too loud and started far too early in the morning for me to be willing to ask my neighbor’s to put up with it. So this morning before the kids got up I “took him to live on another farm”.

I really didn’t want to do it though. I’d grown quite attached to the little bugger. Here’s a picture of him Kerry took when back he was an awkward and goofy adolescent.

Oh, and speaking of gawky gangly birds, congratulations to my sister Megan who got engaged yesterday. Rather you than me John, but at least you get to have a supercool-brother-in-law.

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27 Comments on “The Good (and Bad) Life”

  1. #1 frank
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 3:28 am

    you totally just made my day by saying fraggles. Just thought I’d let you know.

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    Dan Reply:

    @frank, wow, you’re a easy man to please. what would you do if I said Doozers?

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  2. #2 James (SeattleDad)
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 3:43 am

    Garden is looking fantastic. We thought of doing a garden this year. That is as far as it got.
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    Dan Reply:

    @James (SeattleDad), I think looking fantastic is a slight overstatement. Kerry probably described it best when she said it looked “functional”.

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  3. #3 Idaho Dad
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 5:06 am

    We just have beans and cucumbers this year. I ran out of money to make more garden boxes.

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    Dan Reply:

    @Idaho Dad, we haven’t really the weather to grow cucumbers outside here, people generally grow them under grass.

    For small spaces take a look at the square foot gardening method (just ignore the stuff about having a “special soil”.

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  4. #4 Arjan
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 8:29 am

    that is one nice garden you’ve got there.
    Put some (a little layer to cover the sand) straw under the plants you want to protect against the slugs/snails (what’s the difference between these two?), it’ll keep them away.
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    Dan Reply:

    @Arjan, snails are the ones with a shell (and therfore a way of picking them up without getting your hands slimey.

    I think straw would blow away unfortunately. It’s a good idea though.

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    Arjan Reply:

    @Dan, ah ok. we call them nude-snails :P
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  5. #5 Rol
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    You “took him to live on another farm”? Heartless beast.

    When I first saw this post, for a second there I thought you were trying another new haircut.
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    Dan Reply:

    @Rol, don’t give me ideas.

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  6. #6 Gary
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    I’m sure I heard on a radio station last week that sheeps wool on the ground keeps the slugs off your plants, then again I wasn’t really listening.

    But here’s my big tip – get a pond that frogs can live in and climb out of easily – frogs love slugs and snails in a “mmmmm, slug au vin tonight” sort of way.

    Wait a minute though – chickens eat slugs don’t they ?
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    Dan Reply:

    @Gary, I’ve been considering a frog pond actually. I don’t really have anywhere to put it near the veg patch though.

    And chickens do eat slugs, but they also eat anything green that dares to poke it’s head out of the ground. therefore they are banished from the patch.

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  7. #7 Ashley
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Definitely loved the fraggle part. Garden looks great!!

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    Dan Reply:

    @Ashley, maybe I need to start some sort of separate Fraggle blog. Actually I was listening to a podcast the other day where a guy said that his first crush had been on Red Fraggle.

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  8. #8 SingleParentDad
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Great work fella. I’m loving our forage into home grown. Our tats were a success, strawberries too. And I have just spotted our two lines of beetroot making an appearance. Already planning for next year, and looking forward to your intimate consultation at the weekend.

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    Dan Reply:

    @SingleParentDad, I’m starting plannign next year too. I have very ambitious plans for a strawberry pyramid made out of car tires.

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  9. #9 Erin
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    After hearing my mother reveal the truth about my pet rabbit (a run-in with the neighbors’ dog), I had to question her about our family dog, who went to live with our neighbor on her sister’s farm when she moved. Apparently, the dog really did go live on a farm.

    So which farm did you take Rosa to?
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    Dan Reply:

    @Erin, yeah sure, the dog went to live on a farm. And it was just coincidence that your parents hosted a Korean cuisine dinner party the evening after. Yeah, just coincidence.

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  10. #10 Xbox4NappyRash
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    Gasp….

    Rosa!
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    Dan Reply:

    @Xbox4NappyRash, I tell you it broke my heart a little bit. But as I’ve said before they are livestock, not pets.

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    Xbox4NappyRash Reply:

    @Dan, I SWEAR I’m not trying to be clever here, and I’m genuinely curious, but can you eat a cock?
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    Dan Reply:

    @Xbox4NappyRash, *snarf*

    Yes. And by rights I should do. but it involves beheading, plucking, and gutting and to be honest I don’t have the stomach for it.

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  11. #11 Jo Beaufoix
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Dan, does that mean that Rosa is now in the great big chicken coop in the sky, or did you really take your ladyboy to another farm?

    And well done on the veg etc. Blumming fabulous.
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    Dan Reply:

    @Jo Beaufoix, he’s dead Jim.

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  12. #12 Rosie Scribble
    on Jun 29th, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Oh my God! Is the bird dead? That’s a shocking post to read on my first visit. You won’t be bringing it to Drayton Manor in your picnic sandwiches will you? And your poor sister. And what’s that orange ‘thing’ in the middle of your garden??

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    Dan Reply:

    @Rosie Scribble, he’s dead. But in my defense he had a longer and more pleasant life than the chicken you find on the supermarket shelves, even the free range ones. There’s no way to re-home roosters. Just like human males they serve no purpose other than to strut about and make too much noise.

    That orange thing is my daughter with a Sainsburys bag over her head. I make her stand out there to scare the birds off the veg patch. Well, either that or a scarecrow we made last week. I forget which.

    And you don’t have to defend my sister. I’ll be getting enough flack from my mother for that crack; the wizened old crone.

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