“It’s Mummy’s birthday tomorrow†I told Amy as I was putting her to bed this evening.
“I know,†she said “and it’s my birthday in Novebseptemberâ€.
Happy birthday Kerry. I rest easy in the knowledge that as you are six months older than me you’re always going to reach the nasty birthdays first.

Happy Birthday, Kerry! I’m typing this the evening of the 25th, but it’s already the 26th for you.
Alas, I am also older than Greg (by an entire year), so I know how it is to have those numbers turn over for me first.
When you’re 81 and Dan is 80, you can pester him about being a youngster.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday Kerry. We rest happy knowing how much older than the two of us the two of you are. Hope you’ve had a good day.
You may be younger than us, but we are less mature.
…hang on…