Failure
on May 14 in Uncategorized by Dan“Hey look Daddy! The tooth fairy left me some money but didn’t even take the tooth!”
“Oh.. erm.. she must have forgotten to get it. She’ll probably come back for it tonight”
“Yeah, and she’ll probably leave me even more money won’t she!”
“Um, yeah. Probably.”
Stupid bloody tooth fairy.
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Epic, I would type.
SingleParentDads last blog post..Mommy Blogging, With Balls.
What’s the going rate of a tooth these days anyway?
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I suppose it could have been worse. If the tooth fairy took the tooth and left no money.
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SingleParentDad – Indeed.
Brandon – £1. £2 if you put salt and pepper on it according to my mother (damn her eyes!)
Ed – Or took the teeth that were still attached to the gums.
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This happened to me once when I was a kid.
The next morning I awoke to find a summons for unpaid teeth violations. It was a long and protracted court case. I’m still arguing it.
Rols last blog post..We Have Always Lived In The Castle
Maybe the Tooth Fairy has early onset Dementia?
Jamess last blog post..A Blogger by Any Other Name
At least she left the money! Our tooth fairy forgot the money AND the tooth for several days in a row…more than once. She drinks too much wine I reckon but don’t tell her I said that ;)
Penelopes last blog post..An Englishman’s home is his castle.
Credit crunch Amy, for the love of god.
Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..Achtung no baby
Note to self: Don’t forget the tooth. Don’t want to break the bank.
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Sounds like the tooth fairy might have had a nip or two.
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Rol – It’s an all too common tale in these times of litigation.
James – Possibly. I’ve heard her ‘elf isn’t as good as it was.
Penelope – It seems to be a pretty common theme in your life.
Xbox – Back in my day all we got for losing a tooth was a photocopy of a 5p peice, and we were grateful for it too.
VegasDad – Your best bet is just to superglue them all into your kids heads, then you don’t have to pay out at all.
Whit – Or just a inability to do anything right.
Foolish wench.